What is Paedometer?
1.
Electronic or analogue device similar in function to a Pedometer but keeps a measurement/record of the number of children molested, assulted or sexually used by a paedophile at any one time when in use.
Johhny was unsure of the number of kiddies he'd molested until he checked the count on his paedometer
Random Words:
1.
large, saggy tits that hang disproportionately low, like those of an elderly woman
"WOW! Look at the bungee breasts on that slut o..
1.
Scottish slang - Aberdeen Football club fans
Enjoy having sexual relations with sheep. Dons fans are often found with velcro gloves for..