What is Paedometer?
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Electronic or analogue device similar in function to a Pedometer but keeps a measurement/record of the number of children molested, assulted or sexually used by a paedophile at any one time when in use.
Johhny was unsure of the number of kiddies he'd molested until he checked the count on his paedometer
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Verb: To wank.
Noun: A wank.
Both uses are a slightly more pleasent version of the word. Which can be used in polite converstation wit..
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The same definition of coloneled.
I could go for some coloneling tonight.
See coloneled, bellend, jap eye, helmet..
