What is Paedometer?
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Electronic or analogue device similar in function to a Pedometer but keeps a measurement/record of the number of children molested, assulted or sexually used by a paedophile at any one time when in use.
Johhny was unsure of the number of kiddies he'd molested until he checked the count on his paedometer
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the feeling of pushing down the button on a brand new toaster.
"this toaster is sooo smooth i almost had a toastergasm!"
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(glyph). A vampire sperm smiley.
A: Quick, cover your neck! Look out for that sperm!
B: Huh? What sperm?
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