Paedometer

What is Paedometer?


1.

Electronic or analogue device similar in function to a Pedometer but keeps a measurement/record of the number of children molested, assulted or sexually used by a paedophile at any one time when in use.

Johhny was unsure of the number of kiddies he'd molested until he checked the count on his paedometer


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