What is Paenis?
1.
the space between fat rolls on morbidly obese people. (perfect for holding sandwiches or snacks that may have dropped in a feeding frenzy for later.)
"damn. there was a whole sandwich in that paenis." those morbidly obese kids who are always on maury povich could probably feed a 3rd world village with all of the droppings that collect in their paenis.
2.
A different way to spell the word penis
"Hey randy give me that paenis"
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3.
^ This person is the biggest retard to walk the planet
Paenis is not a word, chopstick-lover is the worst racial slur ever. It's not even creative.