Paff

What is Paff?


1.

to masturbate. first heard in canadian high schools attended by young but moxy feminists.

"i had a huge crush on you in high school and and would paff while thinking of you."

See masturbate, jerk, choke your chicken, rub one out, mystery meat

2.

The Real American Patriot. He so tough he kills terrorists when he's making breakfast! He fights everyone- ninjas, Mike Tyson, the King and Queen...

His only problem is he can't spell. Or speak proper English. Or draw.

paffonline is Paff's official website!

3.

A child called Paff (not their real name) that is proper Paffish (the origonal paff is bafespafe and sik)

"Paff B Shizer"

or

"Paff Brown"

or

"'sup Paff?"

See bafe, spafe, paff

4.

1. A word used to replace or expand upon profanity.

2. A sound effect used for physical humor; oft followed by 'biff,' 'pow' or 'kaboom.'

1. "So I told the guy to go paff himself before I paffed the paff outa him... paffing jerk."

2. Bob was running along when out of nowhere, a bird flew into him and PAFF! right in the face!

See profanity, paffed

5.

paff means if u ever feel a little ecited and you start jumping and then all of asudden u start flying that means paff.

when i fell of my balcony into my pool,on the way down i was saying paff.

See sarah


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