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(Noun) A penis shaped in a zig zag usually caused by having anal sex with a panda with hemroids.
For my birthday, your sister gave me a..
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A theory that the evolution of life on Earth was set in motion and/or guided by God.
It's a very rational theory. Unfortunately..
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The skill required to keep yourself from prematurely ejaculating when having sex with a significant other.
Steve: So I was fucking my m..