What is Pagan Skins?
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A nickname given to drums or percussive instruments by idiot Christian extremists who deem them unholy and Satanic instruments because they provide rhythm to a song which is a "earthly desire", were used in ancient pagan rituals to instigate possession and demons, and are the only modern instrument not mentioned in the Bible for Godly praise. Damn Pentacostals.
In Heaven, Jesus will be listening to Neil Peart.
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uhhhhh... the dried skins of pagans used as money during the Bronze Age?
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