What is Pagoism?
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The religion in which you believe your dog is a robot.
“Are you going to church tomorrow?”
“No, I believe in Pagoism now. I no longer go to that church. I’m a Pagoist.”
“Dang, can I convert?”
“Do you have a dog?”
“No, I own a cat.”
“Then no.”
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A form of poop sex involving rolling in feces while contained in a closed environment - most commonly a sleeping bag.
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