Pagoism

What is Pagoism?


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The religion in which you believe your dog is a robot.

“Are you going to church tomorrow?”

“No, I believe in Pagoism now. I no longer go to that church. I’m a Pagoist.”

“Dang, can I convert?”

“Do you have a dog?”

“No, I own a cat.”

“Then no.”

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