What is Paid Witness?
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an unarmed security guard
I mean, what the hell is this guy gonna do against a
Lady: Aahhh! That guy just took my purse!
Guard: He sure did!
Lady: Well, do something, dammit!
Guard: What do you want me to do? Run up and slap him so he can knife me to death? I'm just a paid witness!
Lady: Argh!
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The act of taking one's feces, warm urine, and self-induced vomit and combining the above 3 into a mixing bowl. Next the perpetrato..
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1. A BMX bike designed for racing over dirt tracks. They are lighter than other BMXbikes. They are fairly cheap but give their owners, u..
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A creepy person, usually male.
creeper
"That guy at the bar is a total creep sauce!"
See creeper, lurk, stalker status, lur..
