What is Paid Witness?
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an unarmed security guard
I mean, what the hell is this guy gonna do against a
Lady: Aahhh! That guy just took my purse!
Guard: He sure did!
Lady: Well, do something, dammit!
Guard: What do you want me to do? Run up and slap him so he can knife me to death? I'm just a paid witness!
Lady: Argh!
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Random Words:
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It is when people add "random 'h's" at the end of words while on AIM.
yeauhhh - 3 random "h"s at the end
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An irrational fear of acronyms.
John: We are implementing a TQM program.
Lucinda: Runs from the room screaming, No, No!!!
John: What ..
