Paid Witness

What is Paid Witness?

an unarmed security guard

I mean, what the hell is this guy gonna do against a heatpacking thief?

Lady: Aahhh! That guy just took my purse!

Guard: He sure did!

Lady: Well, do something, dammit!

Guard: What do you want me to do? Run up and slap him so he can knife me to death? I'm just a paid witness!

Lady: Argh!

See security guard, security, guard, unarmed, witness

Ipswich Uppercut

1. A swift hardy foot or fist to the gonads. Resulting in pain and distress Person 1: Higgsie is spending 2 weeks in ICU Person 2: Why? ..

Nah

1. No. "Nah" and "no" mean the same thing. "Nah" is often followed by "man." As in "nah, ma..

>-.->~

1. It is everyone's favourite Nintendo mascot (>'_')>, Kirby, smoking. Broken Hope: (>-.-)>~ Don Bakura: SMOKI..

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