Paid Witness

What is Paid Witness?

an unarmed security guard

I mean, what the hell is this guy gonna do against a heatpacking thief?

Lady: Aahhh! That guy just took my purse!

Guard: He sure did!

Lady: Well, do something, dammit!

Guard: What do you want me to do? Run up and slap him so he can knife me to death? I'm just a paid witness!

Lady: Argh!

See security guard, security, guard, unarmed, witness

Pilfer

1. To steal. Pilferer : "I pilfered a stereo in a small riot downtown." Dude : "Did you pilfer any CD's to go with it..

Rollbounce

1. To leave or to make an exit. I have to go to work now. Time to rollbounce. See rollbounce, exit, leave, bye..

Lamez0r

1. The act of being lame or lamo. Used to insult n00bs and g00ns when they show their lameness. Can also be used to curse a bad situation..

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