What is Paid Witness?
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an unarmed security guard
I mean, what the hell is this guy gonna do against a
Lady: Aahhh! That guy just took my purse!
Guard: He sure did!
Lady: Well, do something, dammit!
Guard: What do you want me to do? Run up and slap him so he can knife me to death? I'm just a paid witness!
Lady: Argh!
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A phrase use to give a quick and satisfying response without prompting another question especially when work is not being done.
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Hemorrhoids
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Phrase used on a person who is behaving/speaking in a highly bitchlike manner.
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