Paid Witness

What is Paid Witness?

an unarmed security guard

I mean, what the hell is this guy gonna do against a heatpacking thief?

Lady: Aahhh! That guy just took my purse!

Guard: He sure did!

Lady: Well, do something, dammit!

Guard: What do you want me to do? Run up and slap him so he can knife me to death? I'm just a paid witness!

Lady: Argh!

See security guard, security, guard, unarmed, witness

Jooce

1. A delicious malt=liguor-guarana-energy-drink with a very high alcohol content. "Drinking Jooce gets me crunk but it makes me feel ..

Shooter Mcgavin

1. A way to congradulate a friend for doing something cool or awesome by using both hands in the "finger gun" motion. Look Tom j..

Blackhammer

1. Paladin from WoW hellfire server, super minted dude with best best armor n weapons for his lvl! blackhammer is the shit See blackhamme..

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.

Paid Witness Edit Meaning