What is Paid Witness?
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an unarmed security guard
I mean, what the hell is this guy gonna do against a
Lady: Aahhh! That guy just took my purse!
Guard: He sure did!
Lady: Well, do something, dammit!
Guard: What do you want me to do? Run up and slap him so he can knife me to death? I'm just a paid witness!
Lady: Argh!
See
Random Words:
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Agreed. Absolutely. Sure.
"Hey, this party blows. Let's get outta here."
"w0rd to the bird!"
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Used when two or more people are driving you crazy with there endlessannoyingchatter. You can also throw in the expletive "Fucking&..