What is Paid Witness?
1.
an unarmed security guard
I mean, what the hell is this guy gonna do against a
Lady: Aahhh! That guy just took my purse!
Guard: He sure did!
Lady: Well, do something, dammit!
Guard: What do you want me to do? Run up and slap him so he can knife me to death? I'm just a paid witness!
Lady: Argh!
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1.
A benign method of informing others that you have spent entirely too much time sitting on your ass.
I would get up and administer CPR t..
1.
A slang term for Masturabtion.
Jon: "Why were you in the bathroom so long?"
Dean: "Sorry, I was killing a ninja."
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1.
a hand gun
'Hands up!' he snarled from behind a two-barrelled peacekeeper.
See Marty
2.
the terrorist on your team.
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