Paint Samples

What is Paint Samples?

What poor kids collect in lieu of trading cards.

Homeless Shelter Attendent: Little Johnny, what did you do today?

Johnny: I traded a Deep Cyan for two B&B Yellows!

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Lowes Cashier: Damn little poor kids stole all the paint samples!

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Limp Wristed

1. literally means homosexual, as in you make your wrist limp when you talk and you say "OMG NO WAY" alot. Jason's always a..

Teegarden

1. lets have tee in a garden? Often used for the older child whom is of the lesbian orentation and pretty short. Everyone rather loves her..

Pornament

1. noun: a pornographic Christmas ornament. Somehow, Rodney's Christmas tree, decked out in garish purple lights and Mrs. Santa porn..

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