Paint Samples

What is Paint Samples?

What poor kids collect in lieu of trading cards.

Homeless Shelter Attendent: Little Johnny, what did you do today?

Johnny: I traded a Deep Cyan for two B&B Yellows!

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Lowes Cashier: Damn little poor kids stole all the paint samples!

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Voughtie

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