Paint The Ceiling

What is Paint The Ceiling?


1.

Whack off. Most commonly in a lazy boy armchair.

I think im gonna stay in tonight, pop in a porn and just paint the ceiling

See paint, ceiling, whack, spank, randy, savage

2.

To shoot yourself in the head.

If the economy doesn't turn around, I'm going to paint the ceiling.

See paint, red top, head ache, bite the bullet


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