Paint The Pig

What is Paint The Pig?

phrase coined as a codename for masturbation to seem less sketchy. absolutely nothing to do with bestiality. similar to spanking the monkey

Sam: Hey Alex, did you paint the pig today?

Alex: Sure did!

See masturbation, wanking, spanking the monkey, bashing the bishop, flogging the dolphin

Offical Tissue

1. offical tissue being honest with a person to the best of your ability without beating around the bush Jhonny better have my money today..

Exercuse

1. lame reasons not to exercise, often complete bullshit; usually the result of extreme self-consciousness when it comes to public exercise..

Nostril Hump

1. Nostril hump is when you fuck a niga in da nostril. When they have a cold. Causing deep aroushole and super sweaty nads when a person is..

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