Paint The Pig

What is Paint The Pig?

phrase coined as a codename for masturbation to seem less sketchy. absolutely nothing to do with bestiality. similar to spanking the monkey

Sam: Hey Alex, did you paint the pig today?

Alex: Sure did!

See masturbation, wanking, spanking the monkey, bashing the bishop, flogging the dolphin

Cloint

1. (noun): A she-male's penis. That man-bitch has a massive cloint! See cock, shim, shemale, she-male, genitals 2. A marijuana cig..

E' Ya Fanny

1. Scottish term derived from Tayside as an insult to those of low intelligence or directed at someone who has done something stupid. Can a..

W.m.e.j.

1. W.M.E.J. - Abbreviation, for World’s Most Expensive Jam. This is in relation to a very expensive pot of jam, usually strawberry or raspb..

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