Paint The Pig

What is Paint The Pig?

phrase coined as a codename for masturbation to seem less sketchy. absolutely nothing to do with bestiality. similar to spanking the monkey

Sam: Hey Alex, did you paint the pig today?

Alex: Sure did!

See masturbation, wanking, spanking the monkey, bashing the bishop, flogging the dolphin

Fishcuff

1. When your mate has behaved like a cock you can call him a fishcuff. mate: Your mum is fat You: Fuck off fishcuff..

Honkylocks

1. Dreadlocks worn by a white person (a "honky"). Often worn by trustafarians, college students, organic grocery store clerks, o..

Off Out

1. To go out, to meet the plans for the day. "im off out to see my mate down at the park" See off, out, plans, day, night..

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