Paint The Pig

What is Paint The Pig?

phrase coined as a codename for masturbation to seem less sketchy. absolutely nothing to do with bestiality. similar to spanking the monkey

Sam: Hey Alex, did you paint the pig today?

Alex: Sure did!

See masturbation, wanking, spanking the monkey, bashing the bishop, flogging the dolphin

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Crakarz

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--3

1. Symbol --3 description of the erect male sex organ. Well she walked in the room and --3. See dick, hardon, boner, erection, penus..

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