Paint The Pig

What is Paint The Pig?

phrase coined as a codename for masturbation to seem less sketchy. absolutely nothing to do with bestiality. similar to spanking the monkey

Sam: Hey Alex, did you paint the pig today?

Alex: Sure did!

See masturbation, wanking, spanking the monkey, bashing the bishop, flogging the dolphin

Goo Baby

1. a male who is splooged upon as a joke malcom is a goo baby See goo, baby, cum, splooge, balls, donkey 2. A baby conceived through an..

Mary Ploppins

1. When a female performs oral sex on her male partner while she is on the toilet deficating. Yo man that girl from the bar last night was..

Jbran

1. A nickname that is given to queers all around the world. No one takes them seriously and is the butt of every joke. Has no friends. And ..

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