Paint The Pig

What is Paint The Pig?

phrase coined as a codename for masturbation to seem less sketchy. absolutely nothing to do with bestiality. similar to spanking the monkey

Sam: Hey Alex, did you paint the pig today?

Alex: Sure did!

See masturbation, wanking, spanking the monkey, bashing the bishop, flogging the dolphin

W.h.o.

1. Weed Hangover Holy shit man, last night I smoked 4 jski's and this morning I can barely tie my shoes. I have a brutal W.H.O. See..

Hughrossallo?

1. An unusual telephone greeting, originating in Alberta. Coined by a particular Social teacher, the greeting has become both familiar and..

Voluminous

1. voluminous means "what it is." okay. that kid is soo totally voluminous. im like, totally jelous. See cool, airplane, volumi..

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