Paint The Pig

What is Paint The Pig?

phrase coined as a codename for masturbation to seem less sketchy. absolutely nothing to do with bestiality. similar to spanking the monkey

Sam: Hey Alex, did you paint the pig today?

Alex: Sure did!

See masturbation, wanking, spanking the monkey, bashing the bishop, flogging the dolphin

Dick Cozy

1. an easy fuck you can always rely on when your dick is cold. see; booty call I haven't gotten laid in a week, I ned to call my dick..

The Pillows

1. Information Update: Started by Kenji Ueda in 1987 as The Coinlocker Babies and later renamed sometime after he resigned as Japanese pun..

Ranga'ed

1. To be the unfortunate shag victim of a Ranga She tried to avoid him, but she eventually got Ranga'ed See ranga, ginger, orangutan..

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