Paint The Pig

What is Paint The Pig?

phrase coined as a codename for masturbation to seem less sketchy. absolutely nothing to do with bestiality. similar to spanking the monkey

Sam: Hey Alex, did you paint the pig today?

Alex: Sure did!

See masturbation, wanking, spanking the monkey, bashing the bishop, flogging the dolphin

Zymic

1. n. A website with very many webmaster resources. Man, Zymic realy helped me get my site up and running!. 2. a group of very mean peop..

In Jiggets

1. In abso-fucking-lute AGONY, esp. after night of excessive drinking, romping, or being kicked in the crotchal area for some reason. Man ..

Alno

1. A perverted, caring, gay, loving nut. My friend is an alno See alno, nut, gay, perverted, loving..

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