Paint The Pig

What is Paint The Pig?

phrase coined as a codename for masturbation to seem less sketchy. absolutely nothing to do with bestiality. similar to spanking the monkey

Sam: Hey Alex, did you paint the pig today?

Alex: Sure did!

See masturbation, wanking, spanking the monkey, bashing the bishop, flogging the dolphin

Quiver Bone

1. Dick, Penis, Cock, Schlong "She gently stroked his quiver bone" See dick, schlong, cock, wood, rod 1. Dick, Penis, Cock, S..

Ub3r N00b

1. someone who thinks they know shit ub3r n00b:i use linux all the time M4Xx0rrr:cool, what distro are you using? ub3r n00b:umm... distr..

Year 12

1. a sixth former who has yet to grow any testicles im year 12, but i wish i wasnt because we're all a bunch of cunts See clc, gay..

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