Paint The Pig

What is Paint The Pig?

phrase coined as a codename for masturbation to seem less sketchy. absolutely nothing to do with bestiality. similar to spanking the monkey

Sam: Hey Alex, did you paint the pig today?

Alex: Sure did!

See masturbation, wanking, spanking the monkey, bashing the bishop, flogging the dolphin

Mezza Fanook

1. Italian slang for "half a fag", not necessary a homosexual but is a derogatory term That Artie is mezza fanook. Look at him w..

Zabrak

1. A fictional race in Star Wars that comes from the planet Iridonia and sports numerous short horns on the top of the head. Darth Maul is..

Jovanni

1. Joshua's brother. Person 1: You know that kid Jovanni? Person 2: Yeah, that's Joshua's brother, right? Person 1: Yeah ..

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