Paint The Pig

What is Paint The Pig?

phrase coined as a codename for masturbation to seem less sketchy. absolutely nothing to do with bestiality. similar to spanking the monkey

Sam: Hey Alex, did you paint the pig today?

Alex: Sure did!

See masturbation, wanking, spanking the monkey, bashing the bishop, flogging the dolphin

Limisic

1. Lima beans that grow from you crotch hole. OR pee hole. OMG i ate Sally's limisic, yumm! just like mom used to make. See scene, ..

Oh Bits

1. Used to express excitement about a person place of thing. Oh Bits,I had a great time See bitsy..

Oxygen Mask

1. adj. too close for comfort, generally to the face I'll wear dat ass like an oxygen mask...

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