Paint The Pig

What is Paint The Pig?

phrase coined as a codename for masturbation to seem less sketchy. absolutely nothing to do with bestiality. similar to spanking the monkey

Sam: Hey Alex, did you paint the pig today?

Alex: Sure did!

See masturbation, wanking, spanking the monkey, bashing the bishop, flogging the dolphin

Divine Right Of Sheik

1. Doctrine and generalizing statement outlying all powers and greatness of Sheik(BFS)-Big F*cking Sheik. This right which may be claimed a..

Cuntafied Cunta-capitan

1. A really annoying bitch who has no sense of humor and cant take a joke. Especially when she is hot and finds nothing funny about sexual ..

Qper

1. quarter pound of marijauna. Bob shouldn’t have fronted me that qper. See skit 1. quarter pound of marijauna. Bob shouldn’t have fro..

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