Paint The Pig

What is Paint The Pig?

phrase coined as a codename for masturbation to seem less sketchy. absolutely nothing to do with bestiality. similar to spanking the monkey

Sam: Hey Alex, did you paint the pig today?

Alex: Sure did!

See masturbation, wanking, spanking the monkey, bashing the bishop, flogging the dolphin

After Sex Phone Call

1. the call that lets you know if the guy you just slept with likes you or not, based on how long he takes to call you after having sex wit..

Frazilated

1. Term used to state that you are high as hell. Me and my boys got frazilated with these females. See frazzled, fraz, frizzle, frizzled..

Araki

1. A japanese fuck face that wishes to be a pilot only by deceitfully annialating all competition through shrewd and complex stages of ass ..

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