Paint The Pig

What is Paint The Pig?

phrase coined as a codename for masturbation to seem less sketchy. absolutely nothing to do with bestiality. similar to spanking the monkey

Sam: Hey Alex, did you paint the pig today?

Alex: Sure did!

See masturbation, wanking, spanking the monkey, bashing the bishop, flogging the dolphin

Dont Speak

1. 1. A southern street slang languge thought to have come from North Carolina into Maryland. 2. A language where the begining structur..

Quizzical

1. 1.) expressive of puzzlement, curiosity, or disbelief used by a certain camp director to a member of the surly six after one of the gre..

Kunkoodle

1. Noun, a turd in moition freshly released from the anus in the air gap between the toilet water and the anus. Once the turd touches the t..

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