Paint The Pig

What is Paint The Pig?

phrase coined as a codename for masturbation to seem less sketchy. absolutely nothing to do with bestiality. similar to spanking the monkey

Sam: Hey Alex, did you paint the pig today?

Alex: Sure did!

See masturbation, wanking, spanking the monkey, bashing the bishop, flogging the dolphin

W.a.p.s.

1. Women Against Plastic Sluts girls against casey are in W.A.P.S. See sluts, women, plastic, bitches, casey..

Zero-dark-buffalo-hour

1. A time to be ready that is considered too early in the morning. Usually, it is a time between 02:00 and 05:00 a.m. Example One: Direct..

Heb

1. Short for "Hebrew." Used as loving, respectful term meaning: "Jewish soul brother." That penny-pinching Heb never ..

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