Paint The Pig

What is Paint The Pig?

phrase coined as a codename for masturbation to seem less sketchy. absolutely nothing to do with bestiality. similar to spanking the monkey

Sam: Hey Alex, did you paint the pig today?

Alex: Sure did!

See masturbation, wanking, spanking the monkey, bashing the bishop, flogging the dolphin

Isadore

1. an overweight kid usually by the age range of 10-12. did i mention hes ugly too? oh yeah his lips pooch out too :p eww is that an isado..

Alroight

1. A bad ass way of recognizing that something is OK. Man 1: Let's go start drinking already! Man 2: ALROIGHT!..

Funky Pups

1. The cheapest sub you can buy that sounds good. Man I only got 100 dollars should I buy one MTX or six Funky pups. See funky pup, subs,..

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