Paint The Pig

What is Paint The Pig?

phrase coined as a codename for masturbation to seem less sketchy. absolutely nothing to do with bestiality. similar to spanking the monkey

Sam: Hey Alex, did you paint the pig today?

Alex: Sure did!

See masturbation, wanking, spanking the monkey, bashing the bishop, flogging the dolphin

Japanese Government

1. possibly the most corrupt (not to mention the strangest) government in the world. one of the representatives in Japan's government..

Adult Album Alternative

1. Not to be confused with "adult alternative", though it often is and kind of overlaps with it sometimes. Used to describe radio..

Hairy Joe

1. Joe when he doesn't shave for a few weeks. He has big curly hair, like an afro - but not. And a huge beard. You shaved?! Whatever ..

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