Paint The Pig

What is Paint The Pig?

phrase coined as a codename for masturbation to seem less sketchy. absolutely nothing to do with bestiality. similar to spanking the monkey

Sam: Hey Alex, did you paint the pig today?

Alex: Sure did!

See masturbation, wanking, spanking the monkey, bashing the bishop, flogging the dolphin

Zombiatarian

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Eat The Salmon

1. To go down on a girl and nibble on her vagina Yo i was at wills house, I walked in on him and watched him "eat the salmon" S..

Topsiding

1. Taking a shit in the upper bowl of someone's toilet, such that the shit is not moved to the sewer when the toilet is flushed. The ..

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