Paint The Pig

What is Paint The Pig?

phrase coined as a codename for masturbation to seem less sketchy. absolutely nothing to do with bestiality. similar to spanking the monkey

Sam: Hey Alex, did you paint the pig today?

Alex: Sure did!

See masturbation, wanking, spanking the monkey, bashing the bishop, flogging the dolphin

Understanding The Couch

1. A state of being or acceptance achieved after friend/s have ruined a possession or piece of furniture via sexual activity. See that fro..

Zhangerburger

1. Termed for 'Zhangs' who actually are round, so we name them as a 'zhangerburger'. This term came from KFC where &apo..

Fuckstick

1. An idiot If Bob wasn't such a fuckstick, we might be able to get this job done. 2. 1) A penis. 2) A buffoon, moron, jerk-off, o..

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