Paint The Pig

What is Paint The Pig?

phrase coined as a codename for masturbation to seem less sketchy. absolutely nothing to do with bestiality. similar to spanking the monkey

Sam: Hey Alex, did you paint the pig today?

Alex: Sure did!

See masturbation, wanking, spanking the monkey, bashing the bishop, flogging the dolphin

Ying-ying

1. code for red heads, daywalkers, fire crotches, gingers hey look theres a ginger kid! 'ying-ying!" See fire crotch, red head..

Disenjoy

1. to really not like something; the opposite of enjoy "I don't really remember what this band sounds like, but I do remember di..

Vales

1. A human-born Czech hottie who is too goddamn amazing to be defined by the English language. Typically found stalking around seedy nightc..

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