Paint The Pig

What is Paint The Pig?

phrase coined as a codename for masturbation to seem less sketchy. absolutely nothing to do with bestiality. similar to spanking the monkey

Sam: Hey Alex, did you paint the pig today?

Alex: Sure did!

See masturbation, wanking, spanking the monkey, bashing the bishop, flogging the dolphin

10-6-9er

1. code for a whore or slut. i saw this girl walking down the street and let my friends know by yelling "10-6-9er." See slut, w..

Zenemy

1. Someone who, at first, appears to be your mortal enemy, but really teaches you a valuable lesson about yourself. (from Zen Buddhist phil..

Purcell

1. adjective--sexually arousing. "The way he touches me is soooooo purcell" "That is totally purcell" See turn on, h..

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