Paint The Pig

What is Paint The Pig?

phrase coined as a codename for masturbation to seem less sketchy. absolutely nothing to do with bestiality. similar to spanking the monkey

Sam: Hey Alex, did you paint the pig today?

Alex: Sure did!

See masturbation, wanking, spanking the monkey, bashing the bishop, flogging the dolphin

Explosive Diorrea

1. Learn to spell, genius. 2. aslo see pebble dash 3. a sloppy poo than sprays everywhere when touched dont touch it. its explosive di..

Zygous

1. A word to express your feelings in relation to the specific situation that you are in. The word can be either positive or negative depen..

Egg Dance

1. a blindfolded dance while surrounded by eggs I did an egg dance last night!..

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