Paint The Pig

What is Paint The Pig?

phrase coined as a codename for masturbation to seem less sketchy. absolutely nothing to do with bestiality. similar to spanking the monkey

Sam: Hey Alex, did you paint the pig today?

Alex: Sure did!

See masturbation, wanking, spanking the monkey, bashing the bishop, flogging the dolphin

Yamm

1. Yet Another Meaningless Milestone I just hit a YAMM with my 5,000th post...

Raging Charlie

1. n. The act of fistingusing peanut butter for lubricant After getting a raging charlie, she was shitting peanut butter for a week. See ..

Qtf

1. 1. Quoted for truth. OR 2. Quit fucking talking 1. "hot girls are hot" -QTF. 2. girl : me me me me me nails hair shopping ..

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