Paint The Pig

What is Paint The Pig?

phrase coined as a codename for masturbation to seem less sketchy. absolutely nothing to do with bestiality. similar to spanking the monkey

Sam: Hey Alex, did you paint the pig today?

Alex: Sure did!

See masturbation, wanking, spanking the monkey, bashing the bishop, flogging the dolphin

Superlove

1. it's peaceful goodness when they conk you on the head with their billysticks, zap them right back with superlove. See love, peace..

Nohones

1. the absence of testicular fortitude; no balls; gutless; opposite of cohones Tim was big man on campus in private, but in public he real..

Malahide

1. Malahide is in dublin near Swords...best place ever 2 live! Its not a posh place AT ALL!!! Even though some people like to think it is!!..

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