Paint The Pig

What is Paint The Pig?

phrase coined as a codename for masturbation to seem less sketchy. absolutely nothing to do with bestiality. similar to spanking the monkey

Sam: Hey Alex, did you paint the pig today?

Alex: Sure did!

See masturbation, wanking, spanking the monkey, bashing the bishop, flogging the dolphin

W4r3z

1. Warez/Pirated software said in "leet" text. FTPs have lots of w4r3z filez..

Velvet

1. One who can be smooth and loveable, or esp. cuddly. If rubbed the wrong way, can turn into the opposite definition. That chick's v..

Hollywooded

1. 1. to conform or remake an original thought or idea based on a formulaic pattern for the sake of making money. 2. to ruin. 3. to dumb ..

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