Paint The Pig

What is Paint The Pig?

phrase coined as a codename for masturbation to seem less sketchy. absolutely nothing to do with bestiality. similar to spanking the monkey

Sam: Hey Alex, did you paint the pig today?

Alex: Sure did!

See masturbation, wanking, spanking the monkey, bashing the bishop, flogging the dolphin

Ickery-mush

1. When melted wax hardens "Alice why have you made ickery-mush.. there's wax all over the table" See wax, icky, thump..

Zelas

1. Another word to say simply 'wine' Shall we get some zelas and video tonight! See wine, drink, vino, champagne, red, white..

Chell

1. The act that involves an array of sexual behaviour, ranging from passionate kissing to extreme thrusting. Usually always leads to sexual..

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