Paint The Pig

What is Paint The Pig?

phrase coined as a codename for masturbation to seem less sketchy. absolutely nothing to do with bestiality. similar to spanking the monkey

Sam: Hey Alex, did you paint the pig today?

Alex: Sure did!

See masturbation, wanking, spanking the monkey, bashing the bishop, flogging the dolphin

Rusty Crouth

1. Someone who has red pubic hair. shut the fuck up rusty crouth. See ranga, pubic, hair, red, nuts..

Zozzum

1. Shortening of "It's awesome," variation for awesome. when you're drinking a lot and you try to say the words "..

Spoonerism

1. When the spellings/pronounciation of a sentance move around slightly. Let us drink to the dear old queen! Let us drink to the queer ol..

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