Paint The Pig

What is Paint The Pig?

phrase coined as a codename for masturbation to seem less sketchy. absolutely nothing to do with bestiality. similar to spanking the monkey

Sam: Hey Alex, did you paint the pig today?

Alex: Sure did!

See masturbation, wanking, spanking the monkey, bashing the bishop, flogging the dolphin

Ludanutz

1. Super Crazy. insane. off the crazy scale. That Dude is ludanutz. Riding you bike off a waterfall is ludanutz See crazy, stupid, insan..

Mud Kicker

1. Out-of-date term for prostitute, probably fell out of use in the late 70's. You can often find the term in classic pimp lit, such a..

Love Bumps

1. an std also known by its common name herpes I was about to go down on that girl and realized she had love bumps! See herpes, bumps, he..

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