Paint The Pig

What is Paint The Pig?

phrase coined as a codename for masturbation to seem less sketchy. absolutely nothing to do with bestiality. similar to spanking the monkey

Sam: Hey Alex, did you paint the pig today?

Alex: Sure did!

See masturbation, wanking, spanking the monkey, bashing the bishop, flogging the dolphin

Office Cowboy

1. Corporate office dewler (usually in management or above) always replete with pager, cell phone, blackberry, etc., who uses said devices ..

Keagels

1. Sexual exercise wherein you penetrate yourself with a doggie toy, then make it go squeak-squeak all day for practice. Variant of kegels..

Desufnoc

1. "confused" spelt backwards in order to "confuse" the reader joe's status on facebook was "desufnoc" ..

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