Paint The Pig

What is Paint The Pig?

phrase coined as a codename for masturbation to seem less sketchy. absolutely nothing to do with bestiality. similar to spanking the monkey

Sam: Hey Alex, did you paint the pig today?

Alex: Sure did!

See masturbation, wanking, spanking the monkey, bashing the bishop, flogging the dolphin

Enangered

1. Enraged and angry. Really pissed off! Alex caught his ho' wife cheatin' and was enangered See pissed off, angry, mad, enrag..

A Diffrent Kettle Of Fish

1. a different situation or person to be dealt with Breakfast was a very different kettle of fish here in America...

Hog Fucked

1. to be violently loved against ones will whilst bound in the style of a swine. "i peered from the eastern window of my library to f..

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