Paint The Pig

What is Paint The Pig?

phrase coined as a codename for masturbation to seem less sketchy. absolutely nothing to do with bestiality. similar to spanking the monkey

Sam: Hey Alex, did you paint the pig today?

Alex: Sure did!

See masturbation, wanking, spanking the monkey, bashing the bishop, flogging the dolphin

W3nis

1. a person (or persons) who have a p3nis the size of an acorn... a small acorn and thusly have to act like idiots and think they're..

Turkish Fruits

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Kawahito'd

1. 1. To take sick pleasure in the pain of one's close friends. 2. To get dueling hand-jobs from girls one has just met at a bar at..

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