Paint The Pig

What is Paint The Pig?

phrase coined as a codename for masturbation to seem less sketchy. absolutely nothing to do with bestiality. similar to spanking the monkey

Sam: Hey Alex, did you paint the pig today?

Alex: Sure did!

See masturbation, wanking, spanking the monkey, bashing the bishop, flogging the dolphin

Zanker Kiekie

1. Dutch. Sealand slang for Kanker Ziekie. Yu wait dat die shait zanker kiekie ayes. See zanker..

Tongan

1. The people who originate from the Kingdom of Tonga. The first polynesians. Gigantic, and have natural steroids; Ulu, and HorSe Tongans..

Va Jan Jan

1. A womans Vagina, Part of the reproductive system. "That bitches Va Jan Jan is showing" "Bloody fuckin Va Jan Jan!"..

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