Paint The Pig

What is Paint The Pig?

phrase coined as a codename for masturbation to seem less sketchy. absolutely nothing to do with bestiality. similar to spanking the monkey

Sam: Hey Alex, did you paint the pig today?

Alex: Sure did!

See masturbation, wanking, spanking the monkey, bashing the bishop, flogging the dolphin

Cwaig

1. A white person, honky, nerd or any variation of that; a mentally hilarious or retarded person Look at that cwaig, he's bein such a..

Religastics

1. To know the facts or statistics on a subject that of almost religious standards. "Let me give you the religastics on Halo pawtna.&..

Unsatisfied Santa

1. After blowing a load on your partners face, use you dick to smear the load over the cheeks, chin, and upper lip area. The resultant sme..

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