Paint The Pig

What is Paint The Pig?

phrase coined as a codename for masturbation to seem less sketchy. absolutely nothing to do with bestiality. similar to spanking the monkey

Sam: Hey Alex, did you paint the pig today?

Alex: Sure did!

See masturbation, wanking, spanking the monkey, bashing the bishop, flogging the dolphin

Risky Maneuver

1. 1. An action entailing a high level of risk. However, this action may or may not pay off big. Asking that hot chick out is a risky mane..

Pusspire

1. Exuberant moisture that elicited form the the female pubic area in response to sexual prowess(mojo) of an alpha male Guy #1 :Man she wa..

W.a.f.l.

1. (or WAFL in instant messages) - Denotes "what a f*cking loser". Johnny5: I am the best. I totally rule! Sandra: jeez, not to..

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