Paint The Pig

What is Paint The Pig?

phrase coined as a codename for masturbation to seem less sketchy. absolutely nothing to do with bestiality. similar to spanking the monkey

Sam: Hey Alex, did you paint the pig today?

Alex: Sure did!

See masturbation, wanking, spanking the monkey, bashing the bishop, flogging the dolphin

Rabbity-fig-faggler

1. noun: one who shaves, cooks, and eats one's own pubic hair Mmm... those pubes taste great! Just call me a rabbity-fig-faggler! Se..

U. Bull Chit

1. U.B.C., namely University of Btitish Columbia, in Canada. You'r an alumni from U. Bull Chit. Well, beat it... See Ysengrim..

Apologenetic

1. Also Sara. Apologizing is written in her genes. Sara apologizes for everything! She can't help it, she is Apologenetic. See Jeff..

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