Paint The Pig

What is Paint The Pig?


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phrase coined as a codename for masturbation to seem less sketchy. absolutely nothing to do with bestiality. similar to spanking the monkey

Sam: Hey Alex, did you paint the pig today?

Alex: Sure did!

See masturbation, wanking, spanking the monkey, bashing the bishop, flogging the dolphin


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