Paint The Pig

What is Paint The Pig?

phrase coined as a codename for masturbation to seem less sketchy. absolutely nothing to do with bestiality. similar to spanking the monkey

Sam: Hey Alex, did you paint the pig today?

Alex: Sure did!

See masturbation, wanking, spanking the monkey, bashing the bishop, flogging the dolphin

Umpty Ump

1. many, alot, more than one can use He has umpty ump of those...

Designated Blackout

1. (noun) When there is a DD a DB can be chosen so that the DD has something to watch at the party. A DB is a person chosen by his peers to..

Jeswani

1. the family of da coolest ppo in da world me and my relations See jeswani..

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