Paint The Pig

What is Paint The Pig?

phrase coined as a codename for masturbation to seem less sketchy. absolutely nothing to do with bestiality. similar to spanking the monkey

Sam: Hey Alex, did you paint the pig today?

Alex: Sure did!

See masturbation, wanking, spanking the monkey, bashing the bishop, flogging the dolphin

[hand Hug]

1. A gentler way of saying hand job. All she would do is a hand hug. See hand, hugs, jobs, gentle, foreplay..

Up And Down Like A Pros Drawers

1. Very busy. Liverpool (UK) slang. Up and down like a prostitute's panties I've been at it all day...up and down like a pros ..

Noerb

1. It is when you use a word that is a noun and you put it as a verb to confuse the person you are talking to. Jimmy-He is going to system..

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