Paint The Pig

What is Paint The Pig?

phrase coined as a codename for masturbation to seem less sketchy. absolutely nothing to do with bestiality. similar to spanking the monkey

Sam: Hey Alex, did you paint the pig today?

Alex: Sure did!

See masturbation, wanking, spanking the monkey, bashing the bishop, flogging the dolphin

Puerto Rican Field Goal

1. When you are taking a number 2. And someone is doing the same thing on your lap in between your legs. Hurry up I have to shit too, or ..

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Heckload

1. Synonym for "alot" Oh my god that hurt a heckload or Oh, sure, that makes a heckload of difference See alot, big, helluva,..

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