Paint The Pig

What is Paint The Pig?

phrase coined as a codename for masturbation to seem less sketchy. absolutely nothing to do with bestiality. similar to spanking the monkey

Sam: Hey Alex, did you paint the pig today?

Alex: Sure did!

See masturbation, wanking, spanking the monkey, bashing the bishop, flogging the dolphin

Ruskel

1. a person who enjoys a good drink,a good cigar and when intoxicated enjoys a regular beat down. dude that damn ruskel nearly broke my le..

Go And Take Your Face For A Shit!

1. To take one's face for a shit *Someone comes up to you giving you grief* "Look love, go and take your face for a shit!"..

W.m.

1. 1. A Woman Marine. 2. A Wookie Monster, like Chubacca. 3. A Walking Mattress. That W.M. is a nasty slutt...

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