Paint The Pig

What is Paint The Pig?

phrase coined as a codename for masturbation to seem less sketchy. absolutely nothing to do with bestiality. similar to spanking the monkey

Sam: Hey Alex, did you paint the pig today?

Alex: Sure did!

See masturbation, wanking, spanking the monkey, bashing the bishop, flogging the dolphin

Ucrabs

1. short for u havr crabs tool,dickhead,dirty,smut,ucrabs See crabs, tool, disease, smut, ucrabs..

Zilmanko

1. Noun: A technical support rep that enjoys harassing customers via AOL Instant Messenger. Verb: The act of harassing clueless end-users...

Unilad

1. When a penis doesn't appear to hang to either side of the body also- amlad and damlad Georgia slang center easy huh?..

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