Paint The Pig

What is Paint The Pig?

phrase coined as a codename for masturbation to seem less sketchy. absolutely nothing to do with bestiality. similar to spanking the monkey

Sam: Hey Alex, did you paint the pig today?

Alex: Sure did!

See masturbation, wanking, spanking the monkey, bashing the bishop, flogging the dolphin

Jam Can

1. The stainless steel container in many gas station bathrooms used for disposing of feminine hygiene products. Boss - "Hey Tony, sin..

Foomcailmfao

1. fell out of my chair and im laughing my fuckin ass off "hello shit face" foomcailmfao See fell, chair, ass, laughing, off..

Guts Beat In

1. to get ur guts beat in a sexual manner also to get ur back broke yo tha chick ova there bout to get her guts beat in See gabriel..

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