Paint The Pig

What is Paint The Pig?

phrase coined as a codename for masturbation to seem less sketchy. absolutely nothing to do with bestiality. similar to spanking the monkey

Sam: Hey Alex, did you paint the pig today?

Alex: Sure did!

See masturbation, wanking, spanking the monkey, bashing the bishop, flogging the dolphin

Give 'er

1. A Canadian saying, usually used in the Maritime Region, to command an effort of some sort 1. "All right Barney, when I spread this..

Bowl Painter

1. explosive diarrhea that coats the lining of that bowl. " After that burrito i had a seious bowl painter " 2. The Bowl Paint..

Firstymeister

1. The highest peak in commenting on a blog. A time honered tradition is to write firstymeister if you are in fact the first commenter on a..

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