Paint The Pig

What is Paint The Pig?

phrase coined as a codename for masturbation to seem less sketchy. absolutely nothing to do with bestiality. similar to spanking the monkey

Sam: Hey Alex, did you paint the pig today?

Alex: Sure did!

See masturbation, wanking, spanking the monkey, bashing the bishop, flogging the dolphin

Keep Ya Dick Up

1. A phrase that means not to get discouraged, but rally to keep on truckin', Friday's coming soon! After the kicker missed the ..

Lemon High

1. When you get so high off your ass you think your a lemon, and want to juice yourself. Another possible effect of the Lemon High is the c..

Bangdana

1. A low rider bandana covering eyebrows. "When I was at Saloon 10 tonight, a guy walked in with a bitchin' "bangdana"..

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