Paint The Pig

What is Paint The Pig?

phrase coined as a codename for masturbation to seem less sketchy. absolutely nothing to do with bestiality. similar to spanking the monkey

Sam: Hey Alex, did you paint the pig today?

Alex: Sure did!

See masturbation, wanking, spanking the monkey, bashing the bishop, flogging the dolphin

Beansack

1. A male's scrotum sack (first widely used in scottish). "Ach noi, I ripped me beansack"..

Maintastic

1. A compilation of ways to be happy and smart an cool like your Maine man Jermaine. I had a maintastic day chillin out with you. See fun..

Tasija

1. A slut Wow she is such a tasija. See james, josh, noah, kai, skiing..

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