Paint The Porcelain

What is Paint The Porcelain?

when one takes a shit so hard that the piece of shit sticks to the toilet even after multiple flushes.

hey jack, save my seat will ya. i need to go and paint the porcelain.

See shit, poo, toilet, flush, crap

An explosive spray of diarrhea such that the innards of the toilet are coated in the chocolate colored substance.

Oh man, i shouldn't have eaten that taquito. I'm about to paint the porcelain!

See diarrhea, toilet, hershey squirts, poop, explosive diarrhea

Cool Player

1. not really caring, changing subject out of disregard. When your not impressed with someone telling you somehting but you got to say some..

Tweetsuit

1. A lawsuit originating from a Tweet, or 140 character or less message on the microblogging service Twitter. Typical Tweetsuits involve de..

¦3

1. An ascii face resembling a face that Konata Izumi of Lucky Star often makes. Only use it if you're a total weeaboo ¦3 Konata is m..

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.

Paint The Porcelain Edit Meaning