Paint The Porcelain

What is Paint The Porcelain?


1.

when one takes a shit so hard that the piece of shit sticks to the toilet even after multiple flushes.

hey jack, save my seat will ya. i need to go and paint the porcelain.

See shit, poo, toilet, flush, crap

2.

An explosive spray of diarrhea such that the innards of the toilet are coated in the chocolate colored substance.

Oh man, i shouldn't have eaten that taquito. I'm about to paint the porcelain!

See diarrhea, toilet, hershey squirts, poop, explosive diarrhea


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