Paint The Porcelain

What is Paint The Porcelain?

when one takes a shit so hard that the piece of shit sticks to the toilet even after multiple flushes.

hey jack, save my seat will ya. i need to go and paint the porcelain.

See shit, poo, toilet, flush, crap

An explosive spray of diarrhea such that the innards of the toilet are coated in the chocolate colored substance.

Oh man, i shouldn't have eaten that taquito. I'm about to paint the porcelain!

See diarrhea, toilet, hershey squirts, poop, explosive diarrhea

Kthxbai

1. Variation of 'kthxbye' - the internet bastardization of "OK, thank you, goodbye". Generally used with contempt, or ..

W M S L

1. WET MY SELF LAUGHIN! LAUGHING SO HARD THAT U ACCIDENTALLY PEE URSELF! thus "wet my self laughing!(W M S L)" See acronym, lau..

Guts Hole

1. A term used rarely to describe a passageway into a body (generally female) into an area that smells of shit or onion boiled in piss. Ma..

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