Paint The Porcelain

What is Paint The Porcelain?

when one takes a shit so hard that the piece of shit sticks to the toilet even after multiple flushes.

hey jack, save my seat will ya. i need to go and paint the porcelain.

See shit, poo, toilet, flush, crap

An explosive spray of diarrhea such that the innards of the toilet are coated in the chocolate colored substance.

Oh man, i shouldn't have eaten that taquito. I'm about to paint the porcelain!

See diarrhea, toilet, hershey squirts, poop, explosive diarrhea

Vanilla Sky

1. Code for having sex. Dude: Hey baby you wanna watch Vanilla Sky tomorrow night say around 10. Girl: Oh yeah. Good thing I took the pil..

Tilk

1. Tit milk; as Silk is to Soy milk. person 1: How's the little guy doing? person 2: Alright. All he wants to do is suckle my Tilk...

Scrapbooking

1. The sexual act of urination, defecation, and ejaculation upon one person by a group of people. What are your hobbies? Oh you know, I li..

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