What is Paint The Porcelain?
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when one takes a shit so hard that the piece of shit sticks to the toilet even after multiple flushes.
hey jack, save my seat will ya. i need to go and paint the porcelain.
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An explosive spray of diarrhea such that the innards of the toilet are coated in the chocolate colored substance.
Oh man, i shouldn't have eaten that taquito. I'm about to paint the porcelain!
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wrong; being stupid for no reason
man, u stole money from yo mama, you out chere head first no rubba.
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The occasion in which a girl has lost her rectovaginal barrier and thus is left with one big hole to facilitate both anal and vaginal se..
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When you blow your load in your girl's nostrils and then she blows it out into a Kleenex.
Yo Dave, what you do with your girl last..
