What is Paint The Porcelain?
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when one takes a shit so hard that the piece of shit sticks to the toilet even after multiple flushes.
hey jack, save my seat will ya. i need to go and paint the porcelain.
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An explosive spray of diarrhea such that the innards of the toilet are coated in the chocolate colored substance.
Oh man, i shouldn't have eaten that taquito. I'm about to paint the porcelain!
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1. Oh look at the mishap which as occured.
2. Amazing how that happened.
1. Dangity flip-flap, I spilled my soda.
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A male having red or orange colored hair that takes seamen loads on his body for enjoyment.
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