What is Paint The Porcelain?
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when one takes a shit so hard that the piece of shit sticks to the toilet even after multiple flushes.
hey jack, save my seat will ya. i need to go and paint the porcelain.
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2.
An explosive spray of diarrhea such that the innards of the toilet are coated in the chocolate colored substance.
Oh man, i shouldn't have eaten that taquito. I'm about to paint the porcelain!
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means that something is acually sick.
Sam "im gona get me sum chicken"
Bob "yeh that shits nangatronic!"
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