Paint The Porcelain

What is Paint The Porcelain?

when one takes a shit so hard that the piece of shit sticks to the toilet even after multiple flushes.

hey jack, save my seat will ya. i need to go and paint the porcelain.

See shit, poo, toilet, flush, crap

An explosive spray of diarrhea such that the innards of the toilet are coated in the chocolate colored substance.

Oh man, i shouldn't have eaten that taquito. I'm about to paint the porcelain!

See diarrhea, toilet, hershey squirts, poop, explosive diarrhea

Brusk

1. A guy who is kind, thoughtful, generous & caring and basically the loveliest guy in the world! "Brusk, you are too kind!"..

Orgaysmic

1. Something that is incredibly gay(in the stupid sense of the word), but is highly enjoyable or entertaining. Jacob: I can beatbox! *beat..

Gorgith

1. Makes saying gorgeous imposible, without sounding gay. Man that girl is so Gorgith! See gay, lisp, gorgith, gorgeous, accent..

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