Painted Edit Meaning

1.

A coloqiualism indicating a hightened state of inebriation, intoxication or any other debilitaing state resulting from inbibing excess amounts of alcohol. See wrecked, trashed, bladdered, trollied and wasted.

Dude, last night I woke up in a skip filled with mousetraps and shoelaces. We must have got totally painted.

Person 1: Glasses?

Person 2: Check

1: Ice?

2: Check

1: Various intoxicating liquors?

2: Check

1: Right, let's get painted

See wrecked, trashed, bladdered, trollied, wasted

2.

When a gay man expels himself during sexual intercourse.

That bitch painted my wood last night.

Don't sleep with him, he paints ALL the kids.

See painted, paint, gay, men, sex, homo

3.

When a man unleashes a massive load of cum on an unsuspecting girl and her face is completely covered.

I haven't had sex in weeks, that bitch Megan is totally going to get her face painted tonight.

See cum, jizz, bukake, sperm