Painted Maypole

What is Painted Maypole?


1.

a very tall girl who wears lots of make up to hide the fact she looks like shit.

OMG LOOK AT THAT PAINTED MAYPOLE, ID RATHER SHAG NAT STREET

See troon, slambrini, tranny, blump, gimp


80

Random Words:

1. Grandma Boobs. A.K.A. pointy saggy boobs Marc: Yo check this out! . / . / Chris: that looks like your grandma's pointy boobs S..
1. 1. The most Metal of Metals 2. A highly technical genre of progressive death metal which first emerged in the late-80's. Its Music..
1. 1.A fail great enough to draw attention to one's self yet not as bad as epic fail Joe: "Did you see her miss that kill on TFC..