Painted Maypole

What is Painted Maypole?

a very tall girl who wears lots of make up to hide the fact she looks like shit.

OMG LOOK AT THAT PAINTED MAYPOLE, ID RATHER SHAG NAT STREET

See troon, slambrini, tranny, blump, gimp

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