Paintenance

What is Paintenance?


1.

1/ The application of paint by machine tool dealers to the surfaces of used goods in order to enhance the potential buyer's perception of the frequency, thoroughness & quality of maintenance which the item has received from its previous owner.

2/ Something similar to the above carrried out by apprentices when there is nothing better to do

Bloke 1: Is this machine new?

Bloke 2: No, it has just had a heavy coat of paintenance.

See maintenance, paint, machine, industry, cunts


9

Random Words:

1. the filipino way to get someones attention Hoy.....where did my lumpia go? 2. 1. What Filipinos use to call someone's attention...
1. small child that wants to be rencarnated as an octopus when they die so they can suck off peoples faces! science- Emily: what do you t..
1. A gay sex act performed in a public restroom lacking partitions between stalls, in which two seated participants take turns bending over..