What is Paintenance?
1.
1/ The application of paint by machine tool dealers to the surfaces of used goods in order to enhance the potential buyer's perception of the frequency, thoroughness & quality of maintenance which the item has received from its previous owner.
2/ Something similar to the above carrried out by apprentices when there is nothing better to do
Bloke 1: Is this machine new?
Bloke 2: No, it has just had a heavy coat of paintenance.
See
Random Words:
1.
The insatiable desire to be with a man. They can't be explained, only experienced. It's like a wolf that is taking a fair lady..
1.
One who takes a long time to pack a pipe or to pass a pipe.
Joe was waiting patiently, but Pete kept on talking while holding the pipe...
