Paintenance

What is Paintenance?


1.

1/ The application of paint by machine tool dealers to the surfaces of used goods in order to enhance the potential buyer's perception of the frequency, thoroughness & quality of maintenance which the item has received from its previous owner.

2/ Something similar to the above carrried out by apprentices when there is nothing better to do

Bloke 1: Is this machine new?

Bloke 2: No, it has just had a heavy coat of paintenance.

See maintenance, paint, machine, industry, cunts


9

Random Words:

1. Unemployed Scot with a tiny penis who pierces his drunkenstud sized penis to make it seem somewhat normal. Dude, you better get a job b..
1. this phrase represents you when you IM a person just to see their away message. it means "just want to see your away message&quo..
1. the polite way to meantion the race descriptor to a caucasian person who finds being called white offensive. It's like the n-word o..