What is Painting The Shed?
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To skeet semen profusely all over a woman's vagina and then rub your dick up and down on it between her labia lips.
"Yea I was painting the shed last night and it was fucking awesome"
"Uh dude, yesterday I was painting the shed doggie style it was soo noice but then the girl fucking shit! And it like slid down. So I painted the shed brown. It was really gross at first but then it was like....sorta like cool."
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Something thats not going to happen. Telling someone you're not going to do something.
"Girl why this man tried to get me to ..
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a.k.a. Spam Jelly
Keenan is this really funny, kinda funny looking (in a sexy way) kid who does stuff like steal cookies with his bones..