Painus Edit Meaning

1.

1) (Noun) The pain a female experiences deep in her lower back around the colon when contractions around the 40th week of pregnancy start. The contraction pain is very near the anus giving the feeling of the onset of an impending putrid and painful deucedrop that ebbs and flows with each contraction.

2) (Noun) A person who is a real "pain in the anus".

Derrivative of "pain" and "anus".

1) My God!!! Is this a contraction or do I really have to shit?! Oh wait...its gone...I must be experiencing painus.

2) Linda keeps ridin' my ass and won't quit. She'a a persistent painus!

See contraction, ass, pain, ass pain, butt, rectum

2.

Abbreviation for "Pain in the Anus"; derived from "Pain in the Ass".

X: goddam Uni is a painus

X: fukin hell your a painus, shut up already

3.

When a person is being a complete pain in the anus

Eve: blah blah blah

Kitty: My god you're being a total pain in my anus.

Eve: Blah Blah Blah

Kitty: You're such a painus!

See anus, pain, shit, annoying

4.

Other way of saying "penis".

Mox bro, you're such a painus dude.

See cock, dick, cack, manhood, Morango

5.

An intense pain in and around your anus

Kelly went for a massive bike ride around the lake. When she returned , she hopped of her bike and felt a horrible pain in her and around her anus.

Kelly: "It must have be from the seat"

Scottie: "Sure it was"

Scottie: "That's what we like to call, Painus"

See pain, anus

6.

A large split in the anus.

Floyd - "Wow I didnt realise you were so big...and rough"

Dad - "sorry about the painus son."

See anal, anus, split, tear, rip, ass, damage, puppies, torn, cheese, flowers, bunnies