What is Paired?
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Originating from London, and now used in Brum more than anywhere:
Paired is another word for sad.
Newsman: "They had just got married and were driving to their honeymoon when their car crashed and they were both killed"
Boy: "That's paired."
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2.
this is when something happens to someone and they are humiliated or shamed.
person1: david just got hit in da face with da ball
person2: HAHAHA!! PAIRED!!
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