Paisley Removal

What is Paisley Removal?

The male habit of trying to remove specks of faeces from the toilet bowl by using one's stream of urine.

I'm not saying the toilets at the snooker club are dirty, but i must have spent at least half an hour on paisley removal there the other night.

Toss Yourself Silly

1. To masturbate numerous amounts of time in a row Bob: What did you do on saturday? Alf Goonit: Me and Arsenegger tossed ourselves silly..

Yer Maw's A Junkie

1. a commonly used insult among scottish gang members utilised to instigate an aggressive response from a rival youth. 'haw you ya ba..

Gebummed

1. A mixture between the german past tense and the word bummed. Dude i was Gebummed See Dave..

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