Paisley Removal

What is Paisley Removal?

The male habit of trying to remove specks of faeces from the toilet bowl by using one's stream of urine.

I'm not saying the toilets at the snooker club are dirty, but i must have spent at least half an hour on paisley removal there the other night.

Quarter Pounce

1. While on the bus, you spot a quarter and mention it to the drunk old man besides you. He eyes it for a long while. When you leave, he fi..

Used To

1. accustomed to, familiar with, hardened to, in the habit of, at home with, at ease with, comfortable with I'm "used to" l..

Zimmerman

1. The act of asking a random and inappropriate question resulting in a heinously awkward situation. Dude, she just pulled a zimmerman on..

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