Paisley Removal

What is Paisley Removal?

The male habit of trying to remove specks of faeces from the toilet bowl by using one's stream of urine.

I'm not saying the toilets at the snooker club are dirty, but i must have spent at least half an hour on paisley removal there the other night.

Riseley

1. Hater of all things splastic. The half season ticket holders were held in even more contempt by the riseleys when they held up their &a..

Moumen

1. Big fat shit who smells. shit that moumen stinks..

Velocitation

1. Masturbation while at a high rate of speed (exempt from use in aircraft). That man achieved high velocitation as he drove at 120MPH dow..

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