Paisley Removal

What is Paisley Removal?

The male habit of trying to remove specks of faeces from the toilet bowl by using one's stream of urine.

I'm not saying the toilets at the snooker club are dirty, but i must have spent at least half an hour on paisley removal there the other night.

Tttty

1. Time to talk to you. I need some t to the fourth power y! 2. Time To Talk To You, as used in Not Another Teen Movie, But people rarly..

Ugilf

1. Ugly Girl I'd Like to Fuck. An ugly girl that for some reason you have to have sex with. Usually has great tits and a nice arse. ..

Maties

1. A term used by chavs describing their herd. I'll get my maties on u u f***ing gribo..

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