Paisley Removal

What is Paisley Removal?

The male habit of trying to remove specks of faeces from the toilet bowl by using one's stream of urine.

I'm not saying the toilets at the snooker club are dirty, but i must have spent at least half an hour on paisley removal there the other night.

Goompin

1. Being on any form of a downer. "I'M GOOMPIN' MY FUCKING HEAD OFF" See goompin, downers, oxy, alcohol, gumpin..

Uncle Tommy

1. Gay, small dick, a square, virgin, pole jocker. Uncle Tommy and Michael Jackson are going toopen a kiddy corall. See homo, lame, gay..

Fat Wanker

1. 1. An insult. 2. A description of someone who is both fat *and* and a wanker. 3. A very annoying fat boss. My boss is a big fat wank..

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