Paisley Removal

What is Paisley Removal?

The male habit of trying to remove specks of faeces from the toilet bowl by using one's stream of urine.

I'm not saying the toilets at the snooker club are dirty, but i must have spent at least half an hour on paisley removal there the other night.

Hamas Syndrome

1. The act of mispronouncing the word hummus and saying Hamas, hence confusing a delicious chick pea dip with a violent Palestinian nationa..

Dendrpheliac

1. one who is sexually arroused by trees Mr. Sheehan is a dendrpheliac See sheehan, necrophaliac, egg, masterbation, fag..

Egg Mcmurphin

1. A delicacy available at your local McD's, consisting of poached egg, slice of American cheese food, and your choice of sausage, ham..

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