Paisley Removal

What is Paisley Removal?

The male habit of trying to remove specks of faeces from the toilet bowl by using one's stream of urine.

I'm not saying the toilets at the snooker club are dirty, but i must have spent at least half an hour on paisley removal there the other night.

Acshitdent

1. an accident involving shit gosh, i've just had what feels like an acSHITdent, this is an emergingcy See sharted, poo, crap, dump..

I Fart In Your General Direction!

1. A common French taunt. Used by John Cleese in Monty Pythons Holy Grail. Also accompanied by "Your mother is a hampster, and your fa..

Nozel

1. Derived from nose and nuzzle. The act of nestling, or snuggling up to someone rubbing the tip of the nose against them. Pronounced as n..

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