Paisley Removal

What is Paisley Removal?

The male habit of trying to remove specks of faeces from the toilet bowl by using one's stream of urine.

I'm not saying the toilets at the snooker club are dirty, but i must have spent at least half an hour on paisley removal there the other night.

Little Brown Gnome

1. The tip of a turd poking out your asshole when you have to go really bad. See turtle head "Where is the bathroom? I got a little b..

Gym Dick

1. A person who has a large flaccid penis who is not shy to flaunt it in a gym locker room. The guy next to me loves to walk around with h..

Zomgwtfbbqwingspwnage

1. An adjective/interjection used to describe the absolute amazing-ness of a barbecue. Joe: ZOMGWTFBBQWINGSPWNAGE that B-bq was off the ho..

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