What is Paisley Shower?
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When pressed for time, one may find oneself unable to clean ones whole body body before an important social occasion eg. first date, court appearance. A quick wash under the armpits and application of Lynx to teh groin area can be a handy alternative.
After fucking my sister, I found upon myself a quite unwholesome stench; a quick Paisley shower later, and one was resplendent down the town in ones white tracky for the dancing...
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To be the first person to pee on a carpet in someone's toilet. generally in old peoples' houses.
Hey Gran i christened your c..
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(n-e-who-dool) An extension of anywho. Or a way to break a silence.
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'Anywhoodle, i'm off.'
See anywho,..
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The art of four people battling to the death over something they all want equally
Four guys want a hot girl, so they Quadwantopulate ov..