What is Paisley Shower?
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When pressed for time, one may find oneself unable to clean ones whole body body before an important social occasion eg. first date, court appearance. A quick wash under the armpits and application of Lynx to teh groin area can be a handy alternative.
After fucking my sister, I found upon myself a quite unwholesome stench; a quick Paisley shower later, and one was resplendent down the town in ones white tracky for the dancing...
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The practice of pooping while hovering over the toilet.
Ahh damnit! This toilet has shit all over it! I guess I'll just have to ka..
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A phrase used when leaving a drinking establishment.
Kevin: c'mon erik let's kick this pig
Erik:say what?
Kevin: as in get ..
