What is Paisley Shower?
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When pressed for time, one may find oneself unable to clean ones whole body body before an important social occasion eg. first date, court appearance. A quick wash under the armpits and application of Lynx to teh groin area can be a handy alternative.
After fucking my sister, I found upon myself a quite unwholesome stench; a quick Paisley shower later, and one was resplendent down the town in ones white tracky for the dancing...
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When your father has passed the peak of being normally obnoxious and has reached the point of making you want to fire your laser.
When ..
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an person who is very annoying and only talks about themselves
stop being such a hoofnaggle!..
