What is Paisley Shower?
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When pressed for time, one may find oneself unable to clean ones whole body body before an important social occasion eg. first date, court appearance. A quick wash under the armpits and application of Lynx to teh groin area can be a handy alternative.
After fucking my sister, I found upon myself a quite unwholesome stench; a quick Paisley shower later, and one was resplendent down the town in ones white tracky for the dancing...
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A specific kind of typo where one stroke presses two keys instead of the intended one.
exzample,
the z was pressed along with the x
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An arrogant expression that we just turned into a gerneral phrase and shortened the letters. Now lodsa people just kinda say it to piss ..
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To get shafted quickly, and mercilessly.
"Dude, you said you'd be at my bar mitzvah last night and you didn't show up. Y..
