What is Paisley Shower?
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When pressed for time, one may find oneself unable to clean ones whole body body before an important social occasion eg. first date, court appearance. A quick wash under the armpits and application of Lynx to teh groin area can be a handy alternative.
After fucking my sister, I found upon myself a quite unwholesome stench; a quick Paisley shower later, and one was resplendent down the town in ones white tracky for the dancing...
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What to do when you are horny.
Nobody was home so Janie took her electric toothbrush into her room and put the head of the brush on her..
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See also "Halloweenie"
"Scott is a hard-core Halloweener, he's always got the best costume at the party!"
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A person who looks at naked women on the Internet instead of takin out a real girl.
(After boss sees nude picture on his employees comp..
