What is Paisley Shower?
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When pressed for time, one may find oneself unable to clean ones whole body body before an important social occasion eg. first date, court appearance. A quick wash under the armpits and application of Lynx to teh groin area can be a handy alternative.
After fucking my sister, I found upon myself a quite unwholesome stench; a quick Paisley shower later, and one was resplendent down the town in ones white tracky for the dancing...
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A description of a technical thing, by a NON technical person who doesnt have a clue what he or she is on about but the hoojahkerpivot g..
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a form of suicide....cutting your wrists, the correct way to cut is up the arm, rather than across the wrist. UP the highway, up the wri..
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To write something down.
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