What is Paisley Shower?
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When pressed for time, one may find oneself unable to clean ones whole body body before an important social occasion eg. first date, court appearance. A quick wash under the armpits and application of Lynx to teh groin area can be a handy alternative.
After fucking my sister, I found upon myself a quite unwholesome stench; a quick Paisley shower later, and one was resplendent down the town in ones white tracky for the dancing...
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When someone has more than one of the same item, the other items become spare, thus making them spare-sies
Where did I put my spare-sie..
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a close friend with whom one hikes or generally hangs out with outdoors.
a euphemistic term denoting a same sex (often male) friendship..
