What is Paisley Shower?
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When pressed for time, one may find oneself unable to clean ones whole body body before an important social occasion eg. first date, court appearance. A quick wash under the armpits and application of Lynx to teh groin area can be a handy alternative.
After fucking my sister, I found upon myself a quite unwholesome stench; a quick Paisley shower later, and one was resplendent down the town in ones white tracky for the dancing...
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It is the act of one person laying on their stomach taking a shit. Then a second person stomps said shit back into person one.
A sexua..
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A phrase used to define a female who is very annoying and has very bad dress sense - like that of a mother. She constantly asks what you..
