Pakistan

What is Pakistan?


1.

Neighbour of India.

Women: Where is Pakistan?

Man: Bitchits next to India.

See peshab, lahore, muslim, lollywood, bollywood, bombay, mujra, tharki, mumbai, bhenchod, madarchod, chutiya, tatti, kashmir, jammu, allah, peshawar, poti, pak, paki, india, cheen, chin, beijing, delhi, islam, islamabad, afghanistan

2.

A country like 189 other countries in on our planet.

-Contains human beings (including those who get hurt by very offending comments on this and some other sites)

Pakistan:

-Has people

-Has good and evil

-Is loved and hated

person a: Hey...where are you from?

person b: Pakistan

person c: oh ok.

3.

A country where every 8 minutes a woman is raped or gang raped.

In Pakistan most of the crimes committed in a village are handled by the village elders. They often order the rape of a woman from the family of the accused. The verdict is then carried out by mostly more than five male from the victims village.

See savage, ungly, ignorent, stone age

4.

Pakistan is a place which cannot support itself only due to two reasons:

1. feudals power over the government

2. the belief of the masses of poor that 'more children=more workers'

Feudals are the ones in gangs and can contol almost anyone. Kinda like pakistani mafia it is they who steal, kill, abuse women. There are also petty theives unrelated but that happens in every country

The second notion is the reason that pakistan is overpopulated. Which is why funds are insufficient. Why there are too many to educate.

Most claim that the islamic terrorists evolve in pakistan. That is not true. Ever since America's war in aftanistan, the afghani's have been breaching the borders and bringing there extremists into pakistan and hordes of their population as well.

Ever since Bhutto reigned and stole 90% of pakistans wealth, the nation has declined steadily. I grew up in pakistan and it isn't as pathetic as the media trys to potray. They neglect to show the educated, middle-class and higher status people and only focus on the beggars that roam the streets.

And by the way, as some of my friends have now been informed with shock (I live in Canada now) in pakistan we DO have the latest technology, we know exactly whats going on, we hate the racism and steorotypes that classify us as 'extremist muslim terrorists'. We don't have ridiculous accents, we don't live in sandy desert like arabian nights and no; we aren't all conservative, burkha wearing freaks either.

See karachi, islam, islamabad, middle east, asia

5.

Pakistan's cricket team fixed matches in the Cricket World Cup, and as this scandal was about to become public, they took care of Bob Woolmer (Pakistani cricket team coach) before he could open his mouth. They left Jamaica without any persecution and in order to show their innocence they held a memorial for him!

Shame on the Pakistani cricket team, who cheated and caused a loss of life!

See cheat, ugly, sad

6.

A country with a very aware and awake civil society, a dedicated working force, a patriotic, united youth; but sadly a country where each subsequent government has been worse than the last.

A country where people are more true to each other and to their land than any other place on earth. Their patriotism is devoid of spite for other countries and full of nothing but love for the land and the people.

A soveriegn country, where everyone is free to follow thier own beliefs. A moderate, balanced country that has never been particularly religious, but has instead been defined by it's rich cultural diversity and tolerence for all kinds of beliefs and customs! Long Live Pakistan! Long live Sindh, Punjab, NWFP and Balauchistan!

Pakistan Zindabad!

See pakistan, india, islamabad, punjab, lahore

7.

Land of the Pure, where everyone actually does 'love their neighbours'. They've got their issues-such as social injustice and the most fucked up government known to modern times, but at then end of the day, as a nation they are unique! United and Patriotic, Pakistanis everywhere are proud, and the say it loud!

Also, they're good looking as hell. Pakistan Foreva!

See lahore, islamabad, pakistan, karachi


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