What is Pakistani Daughter Independence Day?

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On July 5th, Pakistani Daughters are free to makeout with any white guy they choose.

They are free from any repercussion that may arise from their fathers.

It has been kept secret by Pakistani fathers for hundreds of years. Instead of mistletoe, the Pakistani daughters hang bowls of Buttered Chicken from the ceiling, and any white guy that happens to stand other the Buttered Chicken gets to makeout with the Pakistani Daughter.

Dude, I just stood under the Buttered Chicken mistletoe and madeout with that hot Pakistani chick over there...amazing! July 5th is better than Christmas! I love Pakistani Daughter Independence Day!

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