What is Paladin Shower?
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1. When a knight in shiny metal plate armor takes his enemy and hangs him by his feet and then slits his throat and the knight stands underneath so he can get his armor painted red with blood.
King Arthur took a paladin shower after he discovered that Lancelot ravaged Guinevere's vagina.
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