Palin

What is Palin?


1.

1. An applicant lacking even basic job skills

2. Someone supremely un-self-aware or lacking any relative sense of what he/she does or doesn't know.

HR sent me another Palin for the marketing manager job.

See awareness, politics, job, business

2.

n.

1. Pejorative term that refers to an incompetent, impractical, irrelevant or incapable person who has been appointed to a position of great importance.

2. A person who holds authority disproportionate to his or her requisite ethics and qualifications. Derived from John McCain's controversial 2008 Vice Presidential pick, Alaska Governor Sarah Palin.

John was recently made principal, but everybody thinks he's a Palin who can't do the job.

My new boss is such a Palin - he took my deserved place because the CEO is his personal friend.

See token, pander, flunky, lackey, pawn

3.

(v) to abandonone's principles for short term gain

Tom, a devout vegan, palined when he consumed a happy meal solely to obtain the collectible toy it contained.

See weak, flip-flop, spineless, mettle, character

4.

adjective used to describe a person underqualified for a given task. Also used to denote an idiot, or small-town redneck.

"I know I'm a little palin, but I really want this job."

"Ma'am unfortunately we are looking for an applicant who is less palin."

"Have you seen that cashier at the gas station? The one with missing teeth and the trucker hat? Hes SO palin!"

See idiot, fool, moron, jackass, stupid

5.

To lie pointlessly and repeatedly. Also: to knowingly claim you were on the side of the issue you weren't.

"I said, 'Thanks but no thanks,' to Congress for the Bridge to Nowhere," Gov. Palin palined.

See lie, prevaricate, stretch the truth

6.

an obvious lie; to tell an obvious lie

Don't palin me, you're not six feet tall! You're a midget!

See palin, lie, obvious, bitch, fake

7.

comes from Republican vice-presidential nominee Sarah Palin meaning completely unprepared and nonsensical.

Q: Yo did you see what that girl was wearing last night at the club?

A: You mean that topless one with footie pajamas? That shit was too Palin for my tastes.

See palin, retarded, oops, mistake, ridiculous


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