What is Palm The Donkey?
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Masturbation due to desperation, boredom, or horniness especially after watching anything with Jessica Alba, Monica Bellucci, or Lucy Liu however these are not binding conditions. Just plain ole masturbation, your understanding friend.
Dude, he went into the stall to palm the donkey.
Isn't that illegal?
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The opposite of Deus Ex Machina. Translates to "the demon machine." Occurs in movies when a good guy is killed for no reason.
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When a girl chops off a guy's penis because she's pissed, puts it in a blender, and feeds it to the guy's goldfish.
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