Palmalla

What is Palmalla?


1.

Palmalla is a game which includes three things. Tennis Balls, Gas, and a flame. One would take the tennis ball, douse it in gas and light it on fire. The now flaming tennis ball stays lit quite well so it can be used to do almost anything. Even the most boring of activities becomes completely amazing.

T.V.: I was playing Palmalla the other day.

Toaster: Oh shit! really?

T.V.: Yea, it was real fun until my pants caught on fire.

See tennis, gas, fire, remote, flame

2.

A nick name for the hand you use for masterbating. Coming from the actual name Pamella Anderson.

Susie never returned my call so I guess it'll just be me and Palmalla tonight.

See masterbation, palmalla

3.

The postmortal resting place of die hard Pall-Mall smokers. Especially those who continued their habit after either having cancer, emphesyma, a lung removed, or tracheal ring surgery.

Very soon, Kurt Vonnegut will die, and take his place in mighty Palmalla. -or-

I knew an old man who smoked Pall-Malls through a trache ring. I am sure HE has a special seat in Palmalla.

See valhalla, pamela, kurt vonnegut, palmer


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