What is Palmer?
1.
Another term for a 'hand job'.
So I was getting a palmer the other night from this chick I know, and her dad walked in...
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2.
the guy in your group that pretends he is dumber then he actually is. Often he will say shit that does not make sense to try and get a laugh but results in him being chirped.
jordan: i wanna go out tonight and get smashed ttyl
Ryan: its monday night
greg: fking palmer
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3.
(v.)- to pwn something; to own something; to master something
Ex 1: Jimmy didn't study, but he got a 105% on his test. He Palmered that test.
Ex 2: Jimmy is on the debate team, and he feels very prepared. He is confident that he will Palmer the competition.
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4.
base unit of measuring breast size
She's got quite the rack, definitely a two-palmer.
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5.
palmer, often used to describe a gay monkey
that guy is a palmer
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6.
David Palmer, J.D. is a fictional President of the United States played by Dennis Haysbert as part of the television series,
Palmer was presented in good light being a strong and smart president - Has also been said that he helped
"By the end of the day attempt will be made on senator Palmers life" -Richard Walsh
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7.
A sexy beast with blond hair who's a fan of The Offspring!
He likes to hypnotize lady's and my god, he's a kinky bastard!
YEE HAA!!!
Girl 1: Mmm who's that guy??
Girl 2: That sexy thing.. that's palmer!!
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