Palmer Edit Meaning

1.

Another term for a 'hand job'.

So I was getting a palmer the other night from this chick I know, and her dad walked in...

See hand job, handjob, sex, blueballs, blue ball

2.

the guy in your group that pretends he is dumber then he actually is. Often he will say shit that does not make sense to try and get a laugh but results in him being chirped.

jordan: i wanna go out tonight and get smashed ttyl

Ryan: its monday night

greg: fking palmer

See idiot, dumbass, moron, retard, fool

3.

(v.)- to pwn something; to own something; to master something

Ex 1: Jimmy didn't study, but he got a 105% on his test. He Palmered that test.

Ex 2: Jimmy is on the debate team, and he feels very prepared. He is confident that he will Palmer the competition.

See own, master

4.

base unit of measuring breast size

She's got quite the rack, definitely a two-palmer.

See breasts, hands, tits, big

5.

palmer, often used to describe a gay monkey

that guy is a palmer

See gay, monkey, palmer, faggot, homo

6.

David Palmer, J.D. is a fictional President of the United States played by Dennis Haysbert as part of the television series, 24.

Palmer was presented in good light being a strong and smart president - Has also been said that he helped Obama get elected.

"By the end of the day attempt will be made on senator Palmers life" -Richard Walsh

See 24, black president, assassination, obama

7.

A sexy beast with blond hair who's a fan of The Offspring!

He likes to hypnotize lady's and my god, he's a kinky bastard!

YEE HAA!!!

Girl 1: Mmm who's that guy??

Girl 2: That sexy thing.. that's palmer!!

See palmer, kinky