Paltridge

What is Paltridge?


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A pirate that dates dwarfs with bad teeth, screams "Yargh!" uncontrollably

Paltridge the pirate date(d/s) a hairy dwarf with bad teeth, he has a form of turrets syndrome and screams Yargh! at inappropriate times. he also has a fetish for pink spandex, but thats another story


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