What is Paltridge?
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A pirate that dates dwarfs with bad teeth, screams "Yargh!" uncontrollably
Paltridge the pirate date(d/s) a hairy dwarf with bad teeth, he has a form of turrets syndrome and screams Yargh! at inappropriate times. he also has a fetish for pink spandex, but thats another story
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Grabbing your junk in public and moving it around.
1.)Man, every thing is stuck together in my pants. I'm going to have to do som..
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The art of ramming your man sausage balls deep down another persons throat in a violent manner.
Chris had a sore throat, so he called S..
