What is Paltridge?
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A pirate that dates dwarfs with bad teeth, screams "Yargh!" uncontrollably
Paltridge the pirate date(d/s) a hairy dwarf with bad teeth, he has a form of turrets syndrome and screams Yargh! at inappropriate times. he also has a fetish for pink spandex, but thats another story
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a person who masturbates while watching eddie murphy in shrek trilogy
- "yo man, i was at the shrek 3 premiere last night, and the..
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to spike (ones) hair into several tall peaks, like the statue of liberty, by use of gell or wax
"wow joel your hair looks awesome ..
