Paltridge

What is Paltridge?


1.

A pirate that dates dwarfs with bad teeth, screams "Yargh!" uncontrollably

Paltridge the pirate date(d/s) a hairy dwarf with bad teeth, he has a form of turrets syndrome and screams Yargh! at inappropriate times. he also has a fetish for pink spandex, but thats another story


13

Random Words:

1. Bitch Ass Soft Ass Hoe Bro! You dont want to fight me? You're a fucking Basah! See bitch, ass, soft, hoe, slut..
1. Dinercetessents are those delicious foods you can only find at Diners. Since not all diners make delicious food, Dinercetessents are tru..
1. When the man ejaculates into his lover's hand, and then forces them to slap themselves hard in the face with a hand full of nut sau..