What is Paltridge?
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A pirate that dates dwarfs with bad teeth, screams "Yargh!" uncontrollably
Paltridge the pirate date(d/s) a hairy dwarf with bad teeth, he has a form of turrets syndrome and screams Yargh! at inappropriate times. he also has a fetish for pink spandex, but thats another story
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Noun: the act of stretching the scrotum to cover the nose and mouth of an individual with the testes located above the person's mou..
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A girl of little inhibitions and loose moral character.
"That chick Tara is such a Zip-Car girl. I just take her out, fill her up ..
