What is Pam Anderson?
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Late 90's female media celebrity.
Ex-playmate, she had the top-heavy, blond-haired, long-legged tokens of desirability, so that any beer-bellied jerk on the verge of passing out could conventionally blurt out that he would love to pork her, even if he could no longer remember his own name.
Pam's checklist:
a) Botox in her lips
b) Silicon in her boobs
c) Nothing between her ears
The high point of her career was appearing in one of the stupidest tv series ever: Baywatch. She then went on to appear in her own TV series, which was even stupider.
Her lowest point was when the video clip of her banging 15-minute hubby Tommy Lee circulated over the Net.
Her own 15 minutes of fame over, Pam still has the asset of *celebrity* which entitles her to a cameo in The Simpsons and to appear in several episodes of the remake The Love Boat, if its ever remade.
It ain't Pam's fault to be who she is. She's just another packaged product. Its up to you if you swallow her or not.
Bon appetit.
Personally, i used to get a far bigger boner from watching the girl next door.
Pam Anderson's shelf life has already expired.
2.
Some people have all their talent between their ears, and some have it hanging between their belly button and their shoulders. Pam Anderson is squarely in the second group.
Pam Anderson excels at being honest about what pays the bills, her Pammies.
3.
the boobs your mother wishes she had now that hers are sagging
I wish I had a pair of Pam Andersons.
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a skanky whore with fake boobs and is a total airhead.
Pam Anderson is such a slut and has Hepatitis C, and got infected from that sleaze Tommy Lee.
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A vagina with no roast beef. Perfect and smooth lips with no dangle.
Damn, that chick is sporting a Pam Anderson!
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a former playboy model, who has large boobs, and is one of the most beautiful people in the world, along with
i like to masterbate to pam anderson
