Pambo

What is Pambo?


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Pambo n. - Rambo's second cousin, Pambo, also known as The Great Pambo, is well known throughout New England for being a man of many talents. Pambo fears nothing, and lives his life day by day, keeping the streets clean from scum like pimps, crime lords, and especially his arch-nemesis, The Midget-Clown Boy. Pambo has been highly trained in skills such as Karate, rapping, break dancing, ultimate frisbee, flying, cooking a mean steak, telekenisis, and of course, seducing the ladies. To those he respects, Pambo is one of the most generous, charming, caring, and friendly members of the Greek/Jewish Mafia you could meet. But take this as a warning, crossing the line with Pambo could result putting you and your entire family in great danger and/or misfortune.

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You : Wow, who is that totally steller guy over there dressed like a pirate and fending off all those zombies??

Your Smart Friend: That'd be Pambo, he's one bad mother fucker. He saved me once from my pimp, he's a good man.

You: Jeeze, it seem's like Pambo has got his act together!

Your Smart Friend: Yeah, he's the man, once he's done saving the world from greedy republicans, and finding a cure for cancer, we should ask him if he'll cook us up some steaks...he makes one hell of a steak.

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Pambo n. - Rambo's second cousin, Pambo, also known as The Great Pambo, is well known throughout New England for being a man of many talents. Pambo fears nothing, and lives his life day by day, keeping the streets clean from scum like pimps, crime lords, and especially his arch-nemesis, The Midget-Clown Boy. Pambo has been highly trained in skills such as Karate, rapping, break dancing, ultimate frisbee, flying, cooking a mean steak, and of course, seducing the ladies. To those he respects, Pambo is one of the most generous, charming, caring, and friendly members of the Greek/Jewish Mafia you could meet. But take this as a warning, crossing the line with Pambo could result putting you and your entire family in great danger and/or misfortune.

Posted by Pambo

You : Wow, who is that totally steller guy over there dressed like a pirate and fending off all those zombies??

Your Smart Friend: That'd be Pambo, he's one bad mother fucker. He saved me once from my pimp, he's a good man.

You: Jeeze, it seem's like Pambo has got his act together!

Your Smart Friend: Yeah, he's the man, once he's done saving the world from greedy republicans, and finding the cure for cancer, we should ask him if he'll cook us some steaks...he makes one hell of a steak.

See Pambo


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