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when your getting a blowjob on the highway and traffic stops and your next to a big pick up truck and urge the trucker to honk his horn...
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The cool, hip, southwest version of "not your mother."
"Whose mama is that?"
"That's nacho mama!"
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Listening to the greatest fucking band in the known universe, Led Zeppelin.
It takes rocking out to another level.
I walked in on Dani..