What is Panama Jack?
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The krunkest,chillest,down to earth mofo to ever walk to the planet. Represents his town (just outside of philly), his school, and his crew (T-Money, Mo-Freeze, D-Cole, Snacks, B-Ford, JC, Big Dane,Hassal,PK). If you ever meet this man you should bow down to him like he is a legend that needs to be worshiped. He does everything for his boys and will never let them down. Everything from driving his boys gf to the nail salon to going to "UREC" with the boys.
one of the boys: yo have you meet this kid
an incredibly hot JMU girl: no who is he
one of the boys: He is the One and Only Panama Jack
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