What is Pancake Ass?
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A, sometimes big, but flat and disgustingly sagging ass. Normally while fat black women just plain have big, round asses, most overweight white women tend to have pancake asses. Sick.
Reggie: Ewww, Tommy, we saw you hittin' on that pancake ass bitch outside the club last night, what's gotten into you fool?
Tommy: Shut up and pass the syrup.
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a girl with a flat sagging ass
Jessica has a pancake ass in those jeans.
3.
Well, you see, the fat that protruds from the well-known pancake meat was designed by geneticist Dr. Roberto Sally. Sally was a very white man with a very unmanly last name. Try as he might to woo women with some toosh, all he could get were the flat bottoms of gay men..and Sally the geneticist was no experimenter. Through a series of slightly tragic, yet still amusing events, his non-governmental experiment to change his last name failed, producing a mutant virus that caused anybody who ate pancake meat to become living pancake asses.
Thankfully, I Am Legend Two was not needed to be filmed because only the isolated Mormans of Utah were used for testing, and with their new pancake asses they were only inspired to become even more fruitful and started shitting pomegranate everywhere. Eventually, due to the high amount of salt in their drinking water down by Salt Lake city and such an incredible amount of diarrhea going on, the population died out and the Catholics, again, rejoiced.
Meanwhile, Dr. Roberto Sally continues his quest to get laid.
The pancake asses of Utah shat. Everywhere.
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Does not apply to just women, many men have flat ass too. Have you seen the amount of them who have their belts under their ass? Insufficient buttocks to hold them up.
Keith has a pancake ass, his jeans fell down on stage and he tripped and fell over
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a white woman with a flat ass, cuz only white woman have flat asses
yo, did you see that bitch? she gots a pancake ass. GROSS!
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