Panch Edit Meaning

1.

A punch with a twist of confidence and smug revelry.

Alternatives include paaanch or paaaaaaaaaaaanch depending of the level of accentuation required.

"This monkey was jiving me so I fixed his wagon with a panch"

"Man, I'm so sorry for denting your schvinkenvankan." "Paaaaaaanch!"

See punch, hit, ko

2.

Short for Panchero's, it's the most badass Mexican restaurant on the face of the planet. Super fresh tortillas will make your head spin, and the smell of fresh guacamole might induce an orgasm. Warning though: overexposure to Panch will lead to a physical dependency and or addiction similar to that of crack cocaine or pornography.

1. "Dude you wanna get some Panch later?"

"Man, I've already had panch for lunch. Fuck it let's get some panch."

See mexican, food, addiction, guacamole, tortillas

3.

Similar to punch, except it must be performed by someone possessing great power, such as a viking or ÜSKÜDAR.

In addition, a panch must either split the panchee in half lengthways, or cause the panchee to explode.

Collin: I'm listening to Kashmir right now.

Jami: oooh, i like that song :P

Collin: Who doesn't?

Jami: My sister.

Collin o_____0 She must be panched.

Jami: Mos def.

Brian: I panch you!

{Gory explosion noise}

See panch, punch, ÜskÜdar, explode, panchee

4.

A shortened name for "Pantry"

"what are you doing?"

"lookin' for some food in the panch, what else?"

See panch, pantry, kitchen, food, etc

5.

Another word for Pussy. Created to be used in mixed company without detection.

Can also be pronounced "pain-ch" in which case all rhyming words should also be thusly pernounced "rain-ch"

Check out that chick's panch.

Fun to say repetitively and to rhyme.

"Pa-pa-pa-panch pa-panch panch panch"

"Panch with Ranch"

See pussy, cunt, box, slit, meat curtains