Panda Carpet

What is Panda Carpet?

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A woman's vagina that very much resembles the private region of the bear-like animal known as the Panda. With an enormous growth of hair, frightening to look at.

Couldnt wait to get in her pants, then I almost wet mine when I seen her panda carpet...that shit was scary!
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