What is Panda Express?
1.
A restuarant serving food to average, American caucasian families who think they are "adventorous" by eating "authentic" Chinese food.
Chinese guy: I can't go to your house because I am having dinner in a Chinese restuarant.
White kid: ZOMG!! I LOOOOOOOOVE CHINESE FOOD. I LIKE EAT PANDA EXPRESS EVERYDAY!!!!!!!!!! ORANGE CHICKEN ROX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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2.
A racist remark towards Asian people, usually to mock their style of eating with chop sticks and rice bowls.
Person 1: Want to go to the mall?
Person 2: Sure, but I'm going to Panda Express later.
Person 1: WTF dude, are you racist or something?
Person 2: What, I just said I'm going to Panda Express.
Person 1: Look up what Panda Express means before you say that in public.
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3.
When you are raped by a gang of angry pandas.
John was never really the same after he got the panda express.
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4.
fast food Chinese restuarant. delicious food and good service. kung pao chicken with steamed rice=yummy goodness
Mom: What do you want for dinner?
Me: Panda Express!!!!!!!!
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5.
Delicious Chinese food found in many mall food courts. nothing like ham fried rice and
"Hey wanna go get some panda?"
"Yes. Yes I do."
6.
A reference to a woman of Asian decent, normally deemed unattractive by other Asian men, yet is exotic and appealing to non-Asian men (or women).
The term is a reference to the fast food Chinese chain which serves cheap, greasy, unpalatable food. Panda Express is never frequented by Asians (with good culinary tastes ).
"Yo, check out that guy's Panda Express dish. Looks like he got the special. I bet he's going to get Gung Pao with it! "
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7.
Sells the worst chinese food ever. Found in mall food courts.
"I'm hungry as hell, let's eat some chinese food"
"ok, but not panda express, they suck"
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