Panda Eyes Edit Meaning

1.

Someone who has had a lack of sleep, resulting in dark circles under their eyes.

Someone who, as a result of too much marajuana, has dark circles under their eyes

1. James was so tired, after only 2hours sleep last night, he has panda eyes.

2. Dude, how stoned are you, you have massive panda eyes

See tired, sleep, stoned, marajuana, weed, dope, hash, dark, circles

2.

Obtained from sitting in the sun whilst wearing sun glasses. The sun glasses protect the eye socket area from the sun, whilst tanning the uncovered parts of the face. This results in an unbalanced tan, "Panda Eyes"

Gabor was sitting on the sun drenched beach wearing his sun glasses for many hours, when he returned home and removed his glasses he was concerned by the white rings around his eyes, he said "Oh my, I have Panda Eyes"

See raccoon eyes

3.

work-a-holic. Someone who has a lack of sleep from working too much.

He works so much, he's got panda eyes

See insomniac, raccoon eyes, panda eyes

4.

When one punches both eyes of another person and gives the victim 2 black eyes; causing the victim to have a strong facial resemblance of the panda.

I caught my girl cheating on me, so I grabbed sancho and beat the living hell out of him, and finished by knocking him out by punching the spleen, sprinkling birdseed and honey all over him, dragging his naked body onto a crowded street before finishing off his punk arse with a nice set of panda eyes. That'll teach him not to cheat again.

See black, bruising, panda, eye, punch

5.

In the midst of a ferocious blow job, the male member can spontaneously wang to one side and out of alignment with the oral oriface. This is problematic since, through simple physical mechanisms, the most common destination of the wanging willy is the concavity of the blow job giver's eye socket. The result is almost universally a black eye. Panda Eyes are achieved when the owner of the wanging willy deliberately wangs towards the other eye socket in a quest for bilateral symmetry!

Verb form - to pandarise

Margot saved on eye makeup after persuading the local butcher to give her Panda Eyes.

Alice: Go easy on my mouth!

Bob: Take it... take it

Alice: Ow... my eye!

Bob: Yeehaw.. ooo yeah

Alice: Oh nooo, my other eye!

Bob: That's right baby

Upon her return home from the local alcoholics anonymous group, Sybil was taken aside by Percival and pandarised.

See wang, blow job, oriface, eye