Panda Golfer

What is Panda Golfer?


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a) A golfer who would only play a round of golf under almost perfect conditions (e.g. sunny, no wind, ideal temperture, 9-plus hours of sleep the night before) so the golfer's performance on the scorecard is maximized. Like a panda who is pampered and needs perfect condition to mate.

b) A southern California golfer.

Tony will not join us tomorrow morning, that Panda Golfer will not play under any adverse weather condition.

See leisure, golf, golfer, indulgence, dick


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