Pandagoth

What is Pandagoth?


1.

PANDAGOTH (n.) Pander-khoth

1. Overweight female with a penchant for dark make-up - similar in looks and build to a bear-like mammal... usually accompanied by a VERY attractive (yet anaemic looking) female friend, the Pandagoth makes up for her lack of sexual appeal by wearing a combination of the following:

a.) A 'Slipknot' hoodie.

b.) Black lipstick.

c.) Thick-framed glasses.

d.) 'Army' style boots.

e.) A weedy looking youth with a pseudo-beard hanging from her arm.

Pandagoths often 'sell-out' during their college years and become librarians, serial killers or lecturers.

"Chewie... I can't see pal... what's that? Pandagoths? Where? Ya gotta help me ol' pal... don't let them get me!"

"Grrwwwwwrrrrraaarrrrdddgghhhhh!"

(Excerpt from "The Pandagoths Strike Back")

See goth, goff, sweaty, metalhead, rocker, panda


31

Random Words:

1. 1) The act of making closetalkers who believe they must stand directly in front of you slowly rotate around you by turning 45 degrees ev..
1. Any person who writes program for web sites and in paticular on line social networking sites. IF the owner is a Znookie ~ he or she is ..
1. Queerism: A condition also known as hemosexuality. Queerism can strike you at any point of your life. Sufferers can randomly fall out ..