What is Panda-jerk?
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1. Describes a Female Panda who does not want to give birth exactly when the Channel 4 News Team needs it too.
2. A person who pours and serves Pandas.
3. A person of large stature who has committed any sort of social fo-pa.
"You're ruining my segment, . . . Panda-Jerk!"
"That fat guy just spit in the buffet! Panda-Jerk!"
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