Pandeism

What is Pandeism?


1.

the moast awesome religion that states that Godset the universe into motion by becoming the universe.

universe = god

"yo, homies, you guys want to go the the unitarian sermon on campus tonite?"

"nah, G, i'm all 'Pandeism' now."

"'Pandeism?'"

"Yeah, boyeeeeee, God set it into motion, and he is what's in motion."

"man, you b the one with the emotion."

See deism, god, creation, universe, college, mpg

2.

A group of religions similar to pantheism, but with a deist outlook on the nature of God. Pandeists believe that God is immanent in the universe - basically that God is everything and everything is God (or gods and goddesses, depending on the particular religion). However, unlike pantheism, God is not a concious or active being, but non-personal or non-interventory.

It is different to panentheism or panendeism, which believe that even though God is immanent in the universe, he also transcends it (exists outside of it partly).

Oh ignore him, he's a pandeist - he sees the divine in a pinecone even.

I never said nature has a soul or conciousness - you need to read up on pandeism to understand.

Hinduism is not pandeistic - it's panentheistic.

See deism, theism, religions

3.

Combining all religions into one.

Some people don't have any particular religion - they just pick the best parts of all religions and make it into one pandeism.

See religion, theism, atheism, jesus, moses, mohammed, buddha

4.

A religion invented by people who live on the internetswhich melds the most depressing bits of pantheism and deism, which basically says that God is dead, and we are insects feasting on His dead flesh, but at the end of time, God will rise from His death, and all that exists will be crushed into nothing, becoming mere misty water-color memories in the shadows of God's mind.

You know what, I don't have to listen to a damn thing you say because I'm into pandeism, so nothing matters to me anyway

See pantheism, deism, pandeist, pandeistic, deus


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