Pandito Bandito

What is Pandito Bandito?


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The Pandito Bandito or PB is considered to most to be a legend or folklore. The truth of the matter is he resides in Kirkland, Washington. His fascintation for panties has led him on a multi state panty stealing spree. He wears a cape and a mask to hide his true identity. The kryptonite for the pandito bandito is victoria secret the sight of that many panties overwhelms him completely and he freezes in place. Getting the bandito to the VS will be the only way to catch him and stop his 24 year reign of terror.

What happened to your panties?

That god damned Pandito Bandito stole them.

See panty, bandit, underwear, thief


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