Panemon's Mom Edit Meaning

1.

An obese, rare and endangered species, often found inspecting beer bottles at the Coor's brewery. Often, will take on characteristics much like full eclipse; depriving the living of much needed sun energy.

"Dude, you have had way too much to drink. That girl across the bar looks like a "Panemon's mom". If she sits on your face and you wont be able to hear the stereo."