Pank Edit Meaning

1.

Verb: The act of wanking while releasing your bowels

Ross: Why were you so long in the toilet?

Pete: Oh sorry, I was having a pank...

See wanking, poo, toilet, panking, bowels

2.

v. (panking, panks, panked) to spread another's anal cheeks and slap the sphincter in a spanking type motion, the goal of which is to make a hollow, popping sound as in the clapping of cupped hands. Also, it is more humiliating to have the pankee spread his or her own cheeks which enables the panker to focus more attention on the panking at hand.

If you don't cool it, I'm going to give you a panking you'll never forget.

"What if I'm giving him a panking and he tries to slap a dirty Sanchezon me?"

See klismaphilia, pegging, fisting, analingus, s&m, frat boys

3.

A pussy ass bitch.

Someone who doesn't do what you want them to do making them really fucking gay.

Stupid person who refuses to agree with you.

Bro stoped being such a fucking pank and lets go !

Pass me the peanut butter but DON'T PUT YOUR CHODE IN IT YOU FCKING PUSSY ASS PANK.

See pussy, pussy ass bitch, panko, cock waffle

4.

Acronym meaning Professional Aunty, No Kids. Used to describe a childless woman.

Nah Lisa doesn't have kids, she's a PANK.

See dink, aunty, kids, panks

5.

Adj. The universal slang word encompassing all possible contexts and meanings.

Tym is pank.

That was pank.

There is nothing pank about it.

I'm sorry, that was pank.

6.

shorthand for getting "spanked", as in losing by a landslide.

(after losing 27-0 in Madden)

Camz: I got pank last night lol

McGuire: no doubt

See madden, landslide, spanked, boston, defeated

7.

To gently, cutely, or kindly spank something or someone's butt. Also known in some cultures as "tapping"

1. Aw, my kitten is so cute I just wanna pank her little old bottom!

2. Boy: Your so pretty. Can I pank you?

Girl: All you like, as long as it is only a pank.

See pankin, spank, pat, tap, spanking