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Some asshole who raped my wife. He introduces himself as Ivan, The Cat; Esquire.
IvanTheCat ate my modem
See ivan, the, cat, ate, mode..
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The act of fucking a chick on her period. Then your dick (aka weapon) ..looks like a bloody murder weapon.
"I banged this chick on..
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1. to be the worst possible roommate; to make messes, make noise, play a ukelele, not know who Will Ferrell is, to complain but not solv..
