What is Pant Biscuit?
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A shitbrick in your underpants.
When you shit your pants at age six, were too embarassed to tell your mom, and walked around stinky all day with a pant biscuit.
2.
When you try to force a fart and get a surprise. A little crapnugget.
*grunts* Aw, crap! I just pinched off a pant biscuit!
Random Words:
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The act of beating off a dog while inserting a golf tee into its stinky rectum. One then allows the beast to shit and ejaculate everywhe..
