Pant Biscuit

What is Pant Biscuit?


1.

A shitbrick in your underpants.

When you shit your pants at age six, were too embarassed to tell your mom, and walked around stinky all day with a pant biscuit.

2.

When you try to force a fart and get a surprise. A little crapnugget.

*grunts* Aw, crap! I just pinched off a pant biscuit!


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