What is Pant Moustache?
1.
Muff spillage. Not so much down the leg as over the waistband. Unruly fanny wire.
"In parliament today, Anne Widdecombe gave John Prescott a lingering Dutch Wink revealing a pant moustache like Noel Gallagher's eyebrow."
2.
the furry bit that escapes the knickers and creeps down the leg of one who does not trim their bush
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