What is Pant Moustache?
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Muff spillage. Not so much down the leg as over the waistband. Unruly fanny wire.
"In parliament today, Anne Widdecombe gave John Prescott a lingering Dutch Wink revealing a pant moustache like Noel Gallagher's eyebrow."
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the furry bit that escapes the knickers and creeps down the leg of one who does not trim their bush
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Someone who steals your virginity via. anal sex. Often performed by horny guys who like shit.
Wes is such an anal pirate.
Take it out..