Pant Penis

What is Pant Penis?

The bunching up of one's trousers around one's pelvic area, usually involving the zipper giving the illusion that one has an erection.

Note: Can apply to women too. It is usually more humourous when it does.

Cindy, you totally have a pant penis!

Gimme a sec Brian, I gotta fix my pant penis.

See pants, crotch, pelvis, clothing

Zwanker

1. One who masterbates to the school portrait of a younger sibbling. Alex Wallace is a total zwanker! What a perv boy. See pervert, drink..

Yimmik

1. To Masturbate Or WANK Not Watching Porn But Watching A Childrens T.V Show. "ahh i love the telletubbies, i just yimmik it everytim..

Omneo

1. not quite animal, not quite mineral and certainly not quite vegetable. Omneo is a formidable character who resides at omneo or omneo.sa..

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