What is Pant Penis?
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The bunching up of one's trousers around one's pelvic area, usually involving the zipper giving the illusion that one has an erection.
Note: Can apply to women too. It is usually more humourous when it does.
Cindy, you totally have a pant penis!
Gimme a sec Brian, I gotta fix my pant penis.
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Random Words:
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Suck my dick
Person1: Haha, you're such a loser.
Person2: Your face goes here (points to crotch)
See blowjob, balls, insult, ass..
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A baseball team with annoying hot dogs like Jose Reyes that takes over 1st place late in the season and then gives it up to the Phillies..