What is Pant Penis?
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The bunching up of one's trousers around one's pelvic area, usually involving the zipper giving the illusion that one has an erection.
Note: Can apply to women too. It is usually more humourous when it does.
Cindy, you totally have a pant penis!
Gimme a sec Brian, I gotta fix my pant penis.
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Is when a woman has a beautiful body (fruit) with an awful face (monkey).
Yeah I took one for the team going out with that fruit monkey..
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When you discover some grumpy lettuce and yak all over it.
When that girl spread her legs, I gave her a mexican salad all over her shit..