Pant Penis

What is Pant Penis?


1.

The bunching up of one's trousers around one's pelvic area, usually involving the zipper giving the illusion that one has an erection.

Note: Can apply to women too. It is usually more humourous when it does.

Cindy, you totally have a pant penis!

Gimme a sec Brian, I gotta fix my pant penis.

See pants, crotch, pelvis, clothing


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