Pant Penis

What is Pant Penis?

The bunching up of one's trousers around one's pelvic area, usually involving the zipper giving the illusion that one has an erection.

Note: Can apply to women too. It is usually more humourous when it does.

Cindy, you totally have a pant penis!

Gimme a sec Brian, I gotta fix my pant penis.

See pants, crotch, pelvis, clothing

W.t.f.

1. Denotes: What the Fuck! After a heavy night of drinking John exclaims, W.T.F., I can't find my wallet! See angry, confused, dumbf..

Lazy Girlfriend

1. Beating off onto the ass of a lazy/sleeping sexual partner, usually done when drunk or extremely horny. Bob: Yo man, you get any actio..

Plaster

1. Plaster is just another word for Band-Aid. They are used to protect a small cuts and wounds from infection. Pass me a plaster I cut my..

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