Pantaloupes Edit Meaning

1. The biggest fucking faggot in the entire world. No wait, the entire universe. No wait, the universe isn't even big enough to descri..

1. A prison term for a young inmate who performs sexual favors for a dominate top in exchange for protection. I gotta get me a new Maytag...

1. The side effect of lengthy love making were the natural lubricants of the partners begin to fail and "gum" up. "Although..