Pants Crisis

What is Pants Crisis?

1. Freaking out over something stupid

2. When a male has a "situation"

3. Pooping or peeing one's pants

"It's not rocket-science, so don't have a pants crisis!"

"Tim had a pants crisis after getting a lap dance on the subway."

"Pants crisis on aisle two!"

See boner, hard-on, freak out, situation, mud pie

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