Pants Dance

What is Pants Dance?


1.

the jig one does when attempting to pull up pants that have fallen down, or are trying to put on when said pants are too small. one who performs such a dance is said to be a pancer.

"the pants dance is my new favorite dance because my jeans never stay on!"

"girl, you are way too big to get into those jeans. stop doin' the pants dance. you look ridikulous!"

See jeans, muffin top, booty, jiggles

2.

the dance you perform while trying to fit into a small pair of pants.

Jane: "Those pants look great on you!"

Kate: "Thanks. I had to do the pants dance to get them on, though."

See pants, dance, hot, pretty, clothes

3.

The dance that somehow involves pants! It's not stripping, but it can be.

A fine non sequitur.

Check it out, ya'll! I'm doing the pants dance!

See pants, dance, non sequitur, funny, not funny


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